#scp 067

[scp-confessions-dpt]

"SCP-067 HAHAHHA LOL 67 67"

The real SCP-067 is a goddamn fountain pen, you ice-cream scoop haired, cheeto-crusted finger having fuck

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[scp-confessions-dpt]

On the topic of that dumb 067 joke going around I really don’t see why some people care that much. Like yeah it’s annoying at times but why does it matter 😭 the only people I see saying that stuff are SCP fans who know what the real 067 is. Hello what

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[agnol117]

Series I, Part XII

SCP-067 - The Artist’s Pen

I am reflecting now that, for a website that is ostensibly a horror website, a lot of the skips aren’t actually scary?

Like this one. It’s just a pen that takes you over and makes you write things, probably against your will. That’s a little scary, I suppose, but it also relinquishes control when it’s done, so it’s not like, super scary? I dunno. It certainly is weird, I’ll give it that.

7/10

SCP-068 - The Wire Figure

While I reject the idea that fiction needs to have a “point,” the fact that several skips don’t seem to have one is odd. Like, fine, it’s a weird little metal dude that makes more weird little metal dudes, then climbs into them like a Gundam, but like, to what end? It doesn’t necessarily need a purpose, I suppose, but the complete lack of one is baffling, especially because once it hits Gundam phase it just stops.

4/10

SCP-069 - The Second Chance

Oh I like this one.

So it takes on the appearance and memory of someone who died recently, and tries to get their life in order in case of another sudden death. It’s currently suicidal because it was told that the family of the real person it’s currently replicating knows the real one is dead. It’s great.

I like that this one, unlike 068, does seem to actually do something. And it’s sort of benevolent, if you squint. It’s a great idea all around.

9/10

SCP-070 - Iron Wings

I’ll admit to a bit of confusion on this one. Is the skip the dude, or is it the wings? Either way, I’m not really feeling this one.

4/10

SCP-071 - Degenerative Metamorphic Entity

I feel like the researcher note kills this one. On its own, the idea is creepy and weird (I especially like that the degenerative effect happens even if you “achieve auto-gratification through masturbation via use of media containing SCP-071”), and it makes sense why it’s a skip. The researcher note just takes it a step too far. It’s not enough that it’s a creepy sex monster/virus thing, no. We’ve gotta make sure we throw in some truly depraved D class personnel. Brings it down a few points, unfortunately.

5/10

SCP-072 - The Foot of the Bed

Oh hey it’s one of my deepest fears.

I like how this one is marked as “safe.” Presumably because, as long as no one sleeps in the bed and leaves their foot out, nothing will happen. And they’ve got the mattresses contained or destroyed, so it’s not going to happen accidentally. Still, hate it.

10/10

[aliulo]

SCP-067 The Artist's Pen [Safe]

Now I can be DA famous. SCP by "FritzWillie". http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-067 http://www.scp-wiki.net/ Discord: https://discord.gg/VaPhyB9 Reddit thread: htt...

[daily-scp]

11/23/14 - SCP067, "The Artist's Pen"

SCP-067 is a fountain pen made by a German supply company called Pelikan at some point between World War I and II. It is pale green in color, with a single red line going straight down along the side. The shell is oak and the nib is extremely sharp, capable of piercing human skin if pressed even lightly. Though it apparently lacks a reservoir, the nib never appears to run out of fresh ink. In addition, the pen writes in Iron Gall ink, which is suitable for artists but would normally corrode typical fountain pens quickly.

Research has surmised that any subject holding SCP-067 loses all autonomy of the hand and arm that grasps it. Full sensation is intact, but the arm below the elbow is controlled by unknown forces, theoretically centralized within SCP-067. One effect is that the "controlled" hand will start to use the pen to write a detailed biography of the individual holding the pen. The biography will include such information as the person's name, age, date of birth, criminal record, fears, etc. Other times the pen has been known to write such things as an occurrence that happened in the person's lifetime.