Totally Human I Swear

Rob or Robbie, 24, he/it. Blog is 18+ Aro/gay/trans. Voidpunk Melancholic, AUDHD, Neurotic. Artist and fan artist (mostly horror but not exclusively) I just draw what I want. I used to make a lot of SCP art, but I’m not really active in the fandom anymore. Please avoid dming me unless it’s important / commissions, don’t repost my work.

[rob-is-not-a-deer]

Hi! I’ve decided to open commissions again! (Aka I got my PayPal working finally) so now if anyone wants some art you can! I’m a bit rocky financially rn so Reblogs are super appreciated as well.

(DM me if you want to commision me)

[shirleyjacksons]

sounds like ass 🩷 how much do you want to bet carrie won’t purposefully kill anyone in this version

[shirleyjacksons]

i hate this motherfucker so much oh my god. will this series finally be the wake up call for the horror community to stop sucking his dick

[sivavakkiyar]

holy shit

[parkchanwoohoo]

I saw a post on a terf blog before I blocked it from someone being like "Ummm is anybody else really concerned about the rise of antisocial kinks like pissing" and it made me laugh so hard I almost did a little antisocial kink myself

[threedollarsdotcom]

dont talk to me or my clone or my shadow self or my reflection or my me ever again

[threedollarsdotcom]

dont talk to me or my clone or my shadow self or my reflection or my me ever again

[voskhodart]

My first animated attack of the year, for rob-is-not-a-deer.

[voskhodart]

I’m still bad at making this kind of post, but my big boy here needs some help.

This is Buck. (He’s named that because he cost all of $1.) He’s one of the best dogs I’ve ever had. He’s a little dumb, but he’s incredibly sweet. He likes bubbles, cats, and his Aussie best friend.

Yesterday, I took him to his vet for his annual vaccines. He received a positive heartworm test.

Luckily, he hasn’t shown any symptoms, so his vet believes we’ve caught it early. I was given three options: I could give him a $200 medicine every week for the rest of his life, I could go through a $1500 treatment over the next four months to cure him, or I could wait it out and euthanize him when his quality of life declines.

And I love this stupid dog, so I’m going with the $1500 one.

My family is going to be helping out with this, so this isn’t a “donate or my dog dies” post, but I have seven other animals under my roof, and two of them are also on some not-cheap medications. We could really use some extra support right now. My Ko-Fi is always open to donations (+ I’ll be opening new commission slots very soon), and I’ll be adding more cat & dog supplies to my Throne soon if you prefer to donate something more tangible.

If you’re not in a position where you can donate, reblogs also mean a lot. I just want to make sure my big guy has the best fighting chances I can give him.

[serregon]

I know we make jokes about the proverbial asexual pervert who has written hundreds of thousands of words of smut on ao3, but also shoutout to the aces who aren’t perverts. to the aces who skip the sex scenes and wince at sex jokes and awkwardly leave the conversation when your friends start talking about sex. your boundaries aren’t childish and fuck anyone who says otherwise.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me

[squashbananak]

[voskhodart]

State of the Art Fight

[anarchopuppy]

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

[amandapostman]

truly believe that self-censorship is the death of good horror. i mean i know i’m biased because i am trying to get a fucked up book published, but i feel like so many good ideas are stopped in their tracks because the writers are so afraid of being judged. i mean, hell, i went through the exact same thing writing my book. my dad had to continuously tell me to stop self-censoring and to write from the gut, because i was terrified that other people would hate me or be disgusted by me because of what i wanted to write. i didn’t want to pour myself into the book and then have people read it and realize that i was secretly a bad person. and like, look. i’m not going to pretend that everyone in my life is thrilled about this book, now that I’m talking about it openly. there are people that mean a lot to me who think that writing about incest and sexual assault and gratuitous violence is fucked up. and guess what? we’re still friends. i respect that they’re uncomfortable around those subjects and will probably never read it, they respect that i wrote it and still hope that i find success, and we talk about other shit! at the end of the day, it’s horror fiction. they know my character and trust that I won’t push it on them. and there have been far more people that have been very excited about the book, people that i wouldn’t have expected! self-censoring is almost shooting yourself in the foot— you’re not telling the story you want to tell, you’re telling a watered-down version of it. readers can always tell when someone is really excited to be writing what they’re writing, and when they’re walking on eggshells. get more fucked up! push it to extremes! that’s going to be so much more interesting for both you and your audience. don’t censor yourself before anyone else gets to see it, you’re just doing the critics’ job for them. they think it’s disgusting? oh, you’ll fucking show them disgusting.

[stephexmachina]

real talk tho ive seen ppl talk abt how long hair on men isn't intrinsically feminine & assuming so is racist can we get the same convo going for Black women w short hair can we start talking abt how short hair isn't intrinsically masculine or is that a step too far

[misericordiia]

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

[saltiecattoz]

[thediscossessed]

If you ever thought for a damn second about giving this website money because they add little pride flag decals I'm gonna need you to put that paper into a trans woman's Bank account ok thnx

[lakemojave]

Understand that it's not just annoying or cringe to have tumblr merch. If you're buying shit from their merch store, you're putting money in the pockets of people who have contributed to the mass harassment and deplatforming of trans women and people of color for a decade or more.