#screenwipe

[4th-make-quail]

Charlie: (talking about Jeremy Kyle) And sometimes, he's, well, he's a bit like this Jeremy Kyle: Will you do me a favour? Take those glasses off a minute. You're too beautiful Charlie: So traumatised and beautiful Jeremy Kyle: You know what, too intelligent, you're far too sweet for that man Charlie: That's it, cry on me Jeremy Kyle: I'll go further sweetheart, I think you're beautiful Charlie: Ohhh, cry on it Jeremy Kyle: I'm old enough to be your dad, sadly Charlie: Oh fucking cry on it bitch Jeremy Kyle: I don't mean that as it sounds Charlie: Mm you're so beautiful, oh

[iamtryingtobelieve]

[letsallgotothelobby]

King Arthur came a lot, didn't he?

[squigglyoctosquigglez]

these little fuckers have never been on screen together yet they're eating up my brain thinking time make it make sense charlie brooker

[greenycrimson]

[csswingandeasy]

[loki-zen]

weird how Limmy breached containment and we all just accept that now, but when was the last time you heard anything from Philomena Cunk?

(The context here: Brian Limond’s now-internet-famous Limmy character was first introduced to a lot of non-Scottish Brits when he appeared on one of Charlie Brooker’s satirical TV shows, Weekly Wipe. Limmy was one of several comedians-playing-a-character-presented-as-a-segment host, and not imho the funniest.)

[guardianreadersofthegalaxy]

Donna: The Doctor took me back to Tudor times and there was literally nothing to do back then. We were so desperate for stuff to do that for entertainment we just had to watch people sweep stuff up, or poke cobwebs... or read books!

Donna: It was total shithouse.

[from 'Screenwipe']