mack is like a dog that wasnt socialized enough as a puppy so toff got will to try and make him normal and then they both got separation anxiety so he gets misa to chill them both out and then misa is miserable so he has to get sam to chill all of them out but he just torments them
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Youruser - they tell me I shit glitter
Mackcelebrini - each day I know more and more about you and the more I know the less I want to k ow
Youruser - bro shut up it’s pride month kiss your boyfriend
Willsmith2 - woah. I’m a good catholic
Youruser- and I’m the pope
Samdickinson - aww I’d eat ur glitter poo
Mackcelebrini - 😀 what
Catbtoffoli- aww my sister in law I love u
Youruser - I love YOU!
Youruser
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Youruser - hi goobers
Mackcelebrini- I prefer to be called king but okayyy
Youruser - change ur attitude
Samdickinson - jbeebs on the AirPods constantly
Youruser- that’s what’s up
Catbtoffoli- 🤣 lol! Goobers!
Youruser
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Youruser- hi do you like my hair Sam eky and I are going to zara Larsson tonight I hope she asks me out 🥺🤣🙏 gonna bring a book and sit front row and act like I’m not interested
Samdickinson - wow okay not like I’m ur boyfriend or anything
Youruser - you can leave me for rdj and I’ll leave u for Zara Larsson
Samdickinson - okay deal
Catbtoffoli- do I have to sell you to one direction now?
Youruser- yes. I’m going to put my long blonde hair in a messy bun and my blue orbs will stare
oh he's immediately going in for cuddles right after. he's basically engulfing you to the point where he's basically leeched onto you, and you need to remind him that you still need to clean up a bit. this guy just really loves the intimacy of cuddles afterwards.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
his favourite body part of his are hands. there's so much he can do with them to have you basically melting around him. plus, his hands are so big, he loves burying them in you and seeing the way you take him in. your favourite body part of his are his biceps. they're just great to hold on to, and seeing the way it flexes... yes.
his favourite body part on you would be the crook of your neck. he loves leaving kisses there, knowing it's more of a sensitive spot for you. and it's also a nice place for him to put his head when you two are cuddling after.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
he's highkey down to do it raw with you but only if you wanted to. he just loves finishing wherever you ask him to. however, he loves finishing somewhere on you like your back or stomach, and just seeing himself spill all over you.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
he loves being the dominant one in bed. this man is rarely not taking control. he likes being a little rougher with you, obviously not taking it too far, but he likes to man handle you a bit.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
he's not a virgin, and has had some experience. he definitely learns more about himself and intimacy with you, growing more comfortable with testing out what you'd both be into.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
sam's favourite position is doggy. he feels like he can take a bit more control -- being able to hold your hands, putting his hands on your waist, taking control of the speed. he also loves hearing the sound of his hips meeting your ass.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
sex with him isn't overly serious, and he likes throwing a joke here and there during it. it's also common for you two to have some music playing during it, which led to a time where a song shuffled in and it absolutely did not match the vibe. it led to you two just bursting out in laughter whilst he was literally mid thrust.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
we all know this man can grow hair, but we also know this man likes to cut his hair. he likes to trim everything down there, keeping it somewhat neat.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
oh he loves being a romantic during it all. he loves telling you how much he loves you, peppering kisses everywhere on you, and complimenting you as much as he can. this man just doesn't shut up about making sure you know you're loved by him.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
he's most definitely jacking off during his away games. he loves it a lot more with you, but he knows that's not always possible or realistic, so he makes do. usually he'll jack off to any photos you've sent him before, or sometimes if you're also looking for satisfaction and he's away, phone sex will do.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
he's into overstimulation. he doesn't take it too far, but he loves seeing the way you squirm under his touch when he keeps going after you finish. he just loves seeing how much his touch affects you, and how when he's overstimulating you, even the lightest of his touches does so much to you.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
anywhere where it's just the two of you -- the bed, shower, back of the car. it could literally be anywhere, so long as it's private and there's minimal chances of someone walking in (there was one time when misa walked in... but he was sleepwalking so he didn't remember that happening).
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
oh literally anything about you could turn him on. there have been so many times where you've stretched a certain way, or wore a piece of his clothing, or even just looked at him, and he got turned on.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
absolutely hates anything that could potentially hurt you. no matter how dominant or rough he gets, he's always conscious of not taking it too far and making sure he's not taking it too far.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
he loves both giving and receiving. with giving, he likes using his arms to keep you in place whilst he's in between your legs. sam loves to feel the way you jerk your hips against him. and when it comes to receiving, he likes be a soft head pusher, and also loves holding onto your hair when you're going down on him.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
he likes it a bit more fast and rough, really just wanting to put his all into the moment. but he's also not opposed to taking it slower if you wanted to.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
sam's always down for a quickie whenever the chance for one arises. wherever, whenever, as long as you're down, he's down. usually occurs right before he has to leave whether it be for a game, a flight, practice.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
overall, not too risky with everything, but is still always open to experimenting. he tries to stay as open minded as possible as long as neither of you are getting hurt.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
oh he can go for many rounds. this man could go all night. his stamina is shocking. he also lasts for a considerably good time. whenever he's overstimulating you, it's also partly because he hasn't finished yet but you have.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
he doesn't own any himself, but he's not entirely opposed to the use of them. he definitely doesn't mind using them on you if you wanted to, but he's a bit more hesitant on himself. he's still open to the idea as it may be something that improves your sex lives.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
sam loves to tease you. he loves seeing the way you beg for him, and how he gets to be the one to decide whether or not you get what you want. eventually, he will give in and give you what you want from him.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
he's loud. this man loves to moan, groan, and make any sounds that he can. like it was said before, this man does not shut up. he makes it known that he feels good when you two fuck.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
you two were a couple rounds in, now taking it a bit slower this time when all of a sudden you felt a change in the air. the door was open and michael was just standing there, eyes shut, talking in his sleep.
"dick, we need to... now..." michael slurs out, not making any sense.
you and sam are frozen in shock, wondering what just happened. thankfully, the both of you are under the covers, so even if michael's eyes were open, nothing was too visible from where he was standing. sam quickly got his sweatpants back on, and went over to see if michael really was asleep. after calling out his name a couple times, and not getting a response back, sam just guided him back out the door, unsure of what to do and if he should wake him.
the following morning, sam checked if michael remembered anything from last night.
"hey so did anything weird happen last night?"
"umm... not that i recall of?"
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
sam's big and he knows he is. that's all i need to say xx
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
his sex drive is really high and he's aware of it. if you're ever feeling like you're just not down for it and want to have a more cuddly night, he'll just go take care of himself quickly, then come back for cuddles with you.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
he could fall asleep quickly, but he loves making sure you're alright before he goes to sleep. he likes making sure he's the last one to fall asleep, as it assures him that you're all safe and comfortable.
michael misa, physical contact seeker extraordinaire, putting himself inside of Sam's hoodie like he is a fucking cat or something. the first time he does it they are laying on the couch and he puts himself under the fabric, his head on sam's chest as he just stays here, in the dark, surrounded by sam's scent. sam doesn't know what to do, and he just puts down his phone to rub soft circles on misa's back.
'you good, buddy ?' he asks softly and when misa hums, sam feels it reverbate on his ribcage and its so fucking intimate to have him like that, all safe and close. sam understands this will be a recurring thing and that there is not stopping it.
but of course after that he complains that his hoodies are all stretched out and have lost their shape but misa just says 'buy bigger ones then' as if the problem is sam's clothes and not the fact that misa thinks a hoodie is made for two grown ass men.
but sam complies because he not so secretly loves it. he starts buying hoodie just one size too big but still pretends to be annoyed when misa invades his personal space. he likes the oversize look of it so that's no problem, and misa grins to himself when he starts noticing how much more space there is for him to crawl in now.
