Open for the rest of my barely understandable ramblings, you all know by now ...
mradriel.straw.page
RambSeam:
They're weirdly similar yet contrast each other in very interesting ways, specially on their owners and their relationship
One made to confort and eventually outgrown no longer being in contact with their lightner
Made for another purpose and still outgrown despite being still in "contact" with their lightner
+ Their reactions to this fact as well:
Seam seems to have accepted it and moved, on while still keeping stuff in reference to their owner(s) in the seap. Meanwhile Ramb kept trying to make Kris happy despite it
Their calm yet silly chemistry would also be a delight, specially Ramb's not-so-succesful attempt at being charming
(Seam would 100% play along with "the usual?" joke Ramb attempted on his first day at TV world)
But most importantly, they would be weirdly good for eachother? They would totally feed on to eachother hopelesness, however, their sense of hopelesness work almost against each other
Seam knows what it feels to be outgrow by a lightner, yet the cat managed to live and be happy after the fact. Only to be met with misfortune, losing all passion for life
Meanwhile Ramb still has that passion to care for others, I mean, even turning to stone for the chance to make Kris happy.
However he never fit in and was never able to connect with the people in TV World. Something that Seam, someone that seems to be both accepting and interested in all types of darkners, would never make Ramb feel again
He also would be able to talk abt Kris with someone that would not judge him for doing so
+ they're both cute so there's that
SeamTenna:
This one entirely depends on the circumstances, however this could be very silly
The biggest issue however, would be their conflicting senses of humor. I mean, Seam is closer to a pippins than to Tenna in a sense
And I don't know how the CRT would feel abt Seam in general tbh, it would be like confirmation bias
"Wow that cat looks MISERABLE, yeah I better find a new family ASAP I don't want to be abandoned and end up like... That..."
Their dynamic cuould be fun in the short run, but I can't imagine Tenna not developing complicated feelings abt the cat
Epecially if the shopkeeper doesn't drop the "mysterious & dark" aura they got going on, not everyone likes secrets
Specifically Tenna
Now, Seamton...
This is a weird ship because it makes more and more sense when you also consider: Spamtenna, Swatchton/Rambton, Friendton & Spamvil
Mostly because superficially, Seam shares a lot of similarities between these previous relationships Spamton's had:
Seam is connected to the dark, secrets and mysteriously cryprid stuff (+ is cat) -> FRIEND
Seam is silly and enjoys games a lot, is a performer & plus they enjoy being cryptid for fun too -> Jevil
Seam is a calm, collected and also a shopkeeper -> Rambton/Swatchton
And finally, Seam was previously owned by a Dremurre AND is prob wayyyy taller than Spamton -> Tenna
I think of this ship as mostly Spamton trying to rebound with the first person that superficially looks like someone they used to be close with
+ Seam is also the only actual shopkeeper in Castle Town #GetThatBagMailman
But also their dynamic would be really fun, I can see Seam messing with Spamton so much in so many different ways (while also taking great care of him)
Meanwhile Spamton's antics would bring new light to the seap again...
A very cheap on bought on a sketchy website but still, something
If you wanted to take this ship more seriously you could always make Spamton slowly fall for Seam fr, no longer needing to compare the cat with someone else to feel something
They're no longer "like someone", they just "are"
Tldr:
Rambseam as a must, please I need this...
SeamTenna as "someone that knows abt Tenna better than me pls, show me idk much abt the CRT"
Seamton as a "pls let me hit I don't want to deal with my emotions PLEASE CAT"
Anyways. How about Seam giving Spamton a few pointers about how to take care of a toy-like body. Keeping a thread-kit on hand, combing with fabric softener, rescrewing the joints (+more depending on your anatomy hcs for both of them)
Two (2) issues: Spamton needs enough downtime to actually digest the whole puppetification thing, and Seam is forced to realize how long they've been neglecting them self