Some incorrect Hoozuki x Sebastian Quotes
Sebastian: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!
Hoozuki: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?
Sebastian: I don't know, surprise me!
Hoozuki: Did it hurt when you fell-
Sebastian: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Hoozuki: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Hoozuki: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
Sebastian: I think I'm falling for you.
Hoozuki: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?
Hoozuki: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!
Sebastian, throwing his head into Hoozuki's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Hoozuki, lovingly stroking Seb's hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
Hoozuki: Are you ready to commit?
Sebastian: Like, a crime or a relationship?
Sebastian: We have a problem.
Hoozuki: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
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