Seventeen as things me and my gf say to each other
Seungcheol- “This is it. This is how I die”
Jeonghan- “lol uwu”
Jisoo- IMISSYOUIMISSYOUIMISSYOUIMISSYOUIMISSYOUIMISSYOUIMISSYOUIMISSYOUIMISSYOU
Jun- “oof the ADHD is kickin in.”
Hoshi- “sTOP OPPRESSING THE GAYS!!!”
Jihoon- “Try it again and I will fucking stab you in the throat, bitch.”
Wonwoo- “Canceled. Its canceled. Stop it.”
Seokmin- *incomprehensible wheeze laughing*
Mingyu- “I’m a BIG dumb.”
Minghao- *repeatedly dabs at the speed of light*
Seungkwan- “Overdramatic at best.”
Hansol- *during sex* “Dude, thats so rad, bro.”
Chan- “I want them to play jumprope with my intestines.”














