#secks

[sir-illmatic]

[american-boyboss]

[bellalikesbread]

i genuinely don’t understand how people like sex. like. fym you like a wee wee stick inside of a hoo ha hole or whatever 🙁⁉️

[oshisanbignaturals]

chiaki 'women are my favourite guy' morisawa and kanata 'danger and dance' shinkai

[fallenbeatle]

Headcanons I have for characters!!

MARIO: honestly he's just a little guy, male wife maybe. Loves cooking. Sometimes he gets burnt out because of all the kidnapping, secretly waiting to be retired (lord knowin that won't happen)

Luigi: gay, bottom, agender, and secretly in love with bowser. Monsterfucker? Noep, asexual!!!,,, he's also demiromantic

Bowser: "sigma make" kinda thinking, he's like "I'm so straight" but then gets flustered seeing little scared Luigi

Gir: aroace, duh, xenogender of static (but really his gender is ($+_+$!/hj)

Zim: aroace as well, I think maybe,, the uhh species is all asexual and produce asexually, but everyone is like he gae

Dib: secks

All viva pinata characters: party gender (/hj) and attracted to pinatas who are very colourful. But the fox is gay because I love him and I say so

Uhh the garden woman I forgor her name: LESBIAN SHE/THEY/IT SHES AMAZING!!!

The builder dude in viva pinata: aroace because he's a little guy

I made this during my math rip me

[outofcontextstuff]

[kneipe]

vienna 2022

[7-crows-in-a-trench-coat]

wait if jerking off is considered having sex with yourself, does that mean all masturbation is gay? what if you’re agender?? if you’re genderfluid/bigender could you have heterosexual sex with yourself?? and why is this what i’m thinking about on a sunday night?

in this essay i will-