myarr

welcum 2 my barf & twisted mind horror game alt @adohazard

[oshisanbignaturals]

hi friends i have a lot of stock leftover from my booths this year so ive opened an online store to clear them !! more pics below meowww vvvv

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

[dramatic-dolphin]

one time my sister and i were walking up the stairs and heard a bunch of banging noises coming from an apartment, and she turned to me and said "aborted neighbor". and i was just like. i'm glad we're the same kind of terminally online and i know exactly what you are referencing because otherwise this would sound insane.

[dramatic-dolphin]

this is what the refrance

[geckyjuno]

my bedsheet is pregnant and it's. the rest of my laundry

[muppetyaoi]

another one for the collection, gang.

[hotvampireadjacent]

The Panera bread wanter

[aire1111]

*first time using gay slang* you look like you're wearing a wig!! and you look like a cunt!!!

[redstonedust]

it's a shame that the trope of a character who looks 12 but is actually 300 years old is usually just used for ick fanservice because on a paper i think the psychology of a person stuck in permanent childhood has a lot of interesting story potential. unfortunately i would not trust a fandom with that character with a 100ft pole.

[auujehjrgnmuuoingjoskjcnjsjshdo]

[gardensnakie]

i have to resist urge to share wip

[christianstepmoms]

I'm sorry for how I've been acting today I drank two bisexual monsters and I became a third

[rolodextra]

i like this post so much i printed it out and put it on my fridge

[christianstepmoms]

Dog I'm on somebody's fridge and they don't even follow me.

[tbdagent]

if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality

[tbdagent]

the lush impenetrable jungles of massachusetts

[serialephemera]

[fuckyeahxfactor-blog]

New 'Bootcamp' boyband.

According to sources a new boyband has been formed at Bootcamp with 5 solo contestants thought to be more promising as a group.

The boyband made up of auditionees: Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik

(Liam being one of this years re-auditonee’s) The boyband are yet unamed.

Previous groups formed at Bootcamp have usually been doomed from the start and although usually making it through to the live shows don’t go much further. Futureproof, Hope and Miss Frank to name the most well known,

[jasper-rolls]

did anything happen with this

[curioscurio]

ads these days are so sensitive to being tapped like darling my fingers barely brushed you and youre already opening yourself for me... well close those damn legs. dont make me get the taser

[oshisanbignaturals]

Tommy in Pink!

[thyrell]

i fucking hate that post about the jimmy fallon ben n jerrys flavor because i tried it because of that and its honestly the best ben n jerrys no contest, so now its the flavor i buy every time i get ice cream. and every time the weather gets hot i have to eat ice cream out of a tub with jimmy fallons face on it. this fucking blows

[thyrell]

fuck you jimmy

[fragilepromise]

there's something so freeing about saying "i hope they die" and just moving on

[parasitoidism]

The celebrity Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors being some of the best ones is like the retail equivalent of having to go to a restaurant and order a rootin tootin yeehaw cowboy burger or something

[parasitoidism]

The Tonight Dough is a downright hedonistic ice cream flavor concept but in order to obtain it you have to purchase a pint of ice cream with Jimmy Fallon's face on it and then see him in your freezer every day for a week

[underestimated-heroine]

[wifegideonnav]

why are there so many tonight dough posts