i wanna know more about your self insert headcanons c:
Hello hi greetings moot!? Didn't expect an ask so I got work done!
Okay okay self insert headcanons. Well I have em! I have em.. HOWEVER ‼️, for now I drop my headcanons for the cowpoke whose that has been eating my brain.
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- Clover cannot just sit. They fidget, shift, bounce a knee, tap a rhythm on their thigh or a surface (used to whistle but that was annoying so not anymore). Standing still is worse, they sway slightly, rock on their heels, adjust their hat for no reason. It is not nervousness, sometimes it is but it's something else. (something something neurodivergency)
- They also like to have something on their person to fiddle around. In addition to their hat readjusting, they fiddle with both of their two guns, either spinning them, feeling the handle, or checking the barrel of their Wild Revolver (also ye since Clover is 99% ambidextrous, I also hc they have their toy gun and wild revolver holsters 24/7.
- They like smelling things that SHOULDN'T obviously be smelled, like animal manure that they used for the crops for their farm. They also like smelling gasoline, honey, the plastic ID badge holders, their sweat too, and many more Weird.
- They are prone to sweating by a lot.
- Their resting expression look vaguely sad, closed-off, blank/stoic face BUT — when even just a midge tired or sleepy, they have that Resting betch Face. Chara made fun of them that.
- In addition to their blank face, it gets more emptier when they (maladaptive-ly) daydream. They do that alot, zoning out...with just their thoughts (semi-canon ig)
- They love wearing hats actually, cowboy hats are their favorite. A close seconds are sun hats and straw hats.
- They want long hair but weren't allowed to. However in my personal hypothetical post-pacifist ending where Clover has two moms, one girldad and two weird uncles (Dalv, Axis), they got to have them! They are inexperienced in doing hairs so Momroba, Kanako, Momlet and Chara does their hair. Same with skirts! Shout-out to terran and to my friend Lily for luminant clover long hair I I love clover Reith long hair
- Loves animals but has a small irrational fear of being bitten lol (though they're not vegetarian)
- They like to have a bag on their person 24/7, it's very convenient. Slingbag, puches, backpacks and many more. In my UT , They get to keep that dimensional bag!
- I headcanon Clover never got exposed to anime or mainstream cartoons and media due to their household so in scenarios where CocoaPowder revival happen. They would see glimpses but would assume those were just quirky one off cartoons with weird artstyles, not anime. They didn't know anime existed. (Exposing Clover to anime be like: victorian child meme.)
Now they're an avid fan alongside with Kanako & Chara. Clover likes watching those"mid" anime or one of those anime where you turn of your head as you watch it.
- Speaking of art, they wish to be a better at drawing. They are creative and brimming with ideas but ... Eh
- They really like to have any kind accessories on them! Hair pins, gloves, bracelets any kind. (What's that, they got matching bracelets with Chara & Frisk?)
- However... They're not very fashionable. Wears sandals, oversized t-shirts and wtf is that one in front, and hoodies smh. Though Chara and their friends helps them alot. Their cowboy outfit is like the only good one they are proud of.
- I headcanon Clover having amazing eyesight...but only for Undertale continuities. In my non-UT AUs, Clover has farsightedness (I have nearsightedness)
- Clover has a cool relationship with he skelebros. Sans and Clover respect each and helped one another. Papyrus and Clover looked up to the other, inspiring esch other, Clover is a good cook so they have helped Papyrus time to time. They're bros. Papyrus reminds them of Momlet..That being said–
- Clover ships Paplet lmfao (yes I inserted my faves in a headcanon lol)
- Clover has a fondness for romance, same nitpicky passionate attitude when they're yapping about Western authenticity and such.
- Clover likes to walk. Not with a destination in mind, just walking. They wander through town, take in the sights, watch the common townspeople go about their day. It is not about being social, typically at least. It is about being present, being part of something without having to perform. Their favorite part is the outskirts. The edges of town where the buildings thin out and the landscape opens up. Nature is quiet in a way people are not. Sunsets are their favorite. The colors, the stillness, the feeling of the day ending. They just watch.
- They bring their bike too. Not always, sometimes they walk – but when they do ride, they take the long way around. The bike is freedom. They like feeling the wind brush past their skin. It's so freeing...
- They don't like smoking and hates smokers, fuck you.
Bonk. Kag's fist, lightly closed as it was, dropped onto the top of Childe's head with a heavy sigh - Albeit one laced with pure amusement. "I haven't been gone so long you can start talkin' about me like I'm some kindda damn ghost, y'know."
She'd give him that much, at least! She had been gone - Not in a physical sense, exactly, but her trip into her soul to deal with her traumas and the fight that'd ensued between the two of them had kept her just as far away from everyone around her as a mission would've, for longer than she'd have liked. But at the same time, she hadn't been gone so long that he needed to be telling their kids ghost stories about 'fearsome goats' she knew were about her, even if they were jokes!
At the same time, at least, she'd admit the bit she'd heard had made her smile, fist uncurling to play with his hair for a moment before she'd pull away. It' been a long time since something so silly had made her heart flutter like this... And had there not been three sets of eyes on him, she wouldve dragged him back for a fierce kiss for it, settling instead for leaning over his shoulder to plant one on his cheek, taking the chance to whisper a tease into his ear right after.
"Better watch what you say, Aj, or I'm gonna come make you one with me."
@thundertide
" Hey now! You're really not in the habit of ruining a good story for a bunch of kids now, are you? Or are scary Electro goats with sharp horns and bad tempers too much for you all of a sudden? "
They weren't and he knew that. In fact, Childe knew exactly what he'd been doing and why he'd been doing it, too! He'd been having fun, Anastasia, Sofia, and Nikolai were all entertain, and he'd even managed to grab Kag's attention all in one fell swoop! Three goals scored with one 'before bed' story session! He'd call that a new personal record as as he'd flash a sly grin back to Kag before turning to three children in front of him-
" So anyway! On one really scary, really snow night in the forest, the ghost goat stomped her feet! All of the snowflakes around her turned into angry sparkles from her Electro powers as she pointy horns to the sky and screamed." He'd pause with his hands squished against his temples at that; two fingers lifted to mimic horns as he looked over the kids. " Do any of you three know what an angry ghost goat sounds like? "
" BAAAA! " The noise was loud! Sofia was obviously projecting a toddler's lack of self awareness sense as she'd answered back with gusto -- but it'd amused Childe!
" Haha, that's right, Sofia! That's exactly what an angry ghost goat says! You're gonna be a really good one someday! "
