Discovered a new Life Day tradition!
Well, it's "new" to me. The culture I. . . uh. . . appropriated borrowed it from has been participating in this tradition for a while now.
ANYWAY
It's called "Elf on the Shelf" and what you do is you place a doll of one of Santa's helpers somewhere on the ship. The story is that the elf is there to observe your habits and tell Santa how good you've been so he'll bring you the good gifts, but the fun of it is to set the doll up in fun new poses every day!
I brought up the idea to Hux in the morning meeting. I thought we could try it on the Finalizer to raise morale and help grow the Life Day spirit among the crew.
Hux immediately shot it down, though. He pointed out that the First Order already has security cameras everywhere, and he is well aware of everything the crew does. Their reward for being "good" would be the gift of being a member of the First Order for another day. He said there would be no need for any "silly dolls".
Ugh. This guy wouldn't know what "childlike wonder" was if it bit him on the ass.
