Jul 20, 2024
Average gender reveal.
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Average gender reveal.
Sekiroposting
8/23/21
The Duality of Man II: Elden Ring (YoungDefiant Edition)
Higurashi 2020 Episode 4 Rena Ryuugu in the Nutshell
Sekiro memes 👌
SEKIRO - Dark Souls’ Son Sentence Starters 1
A Sekiro gameplay that feels like an abridged series, originally named “O Filho Japonês de Dark Souls - Sekiro” is a popular video by the brazilian youtuber Bruninho, mostly known as Kakaxe Rataque. Small note: I used the terms “girlfriend” and “boyfriend”, but in the original they were implied to be lovers that doesn’t see each other. There’s a lot of swearing here. Translated and adapted, grammatical errors are intentional, feel free to change anything!
It’s been a while since the last time I saw you.
I am a very hardcore __, so I’ll get this done very quickly.
Go away, no one called/invited you.
You always treat me so badly.
I must say that the history behind ___ is very interesting.
Do you have cornflakes?
Okay I’ll take it.
Now that you know the story, we can play Sucrilhos, no I meant, Sukita, Suspiro, Suzuki.
Aham, I accept the terms of use that I totally had read!
Let’s leave the subs in _(language)_ because not everyone is fluent like me.
AL RÁITE, te buqui is on te teibo.
I’ll leave the dubs in Japanese, everything it’s more exciting with japanese dub.
Look how beautiful is this place.
It’s a nice place to make a movie and have a sword fight.
Ouch Ouch Ouch My belly.
Oh shit, the bathroom ain’t here.
Can I sharpen my blade in your throat?
Let me _(do something)_, _(name)_ would let me!
That’s a nice argument you have.
Hehehehe, you are screwed!
I hope that it was the last arrow or I’ll be screwed too.
Repeat what you said about my girlfriend, you asshole!
I just said that _(name)_ dates other three samurais, that’s all!
You don’t understand, she is different from the others!
Your kingdom ends now!
Look at the size of this guy’s hair, he must be the Samurai Rapunzel!
Listen here, I’ll adopt you and you’ll become a samurai.
But I already have a family.
I am your family.
The guy is already grown up, this milk is really strong!
Fuck, look at the size of this guy’s hand!
If I get hit by __, I'm gonna be unconscious for three days!
When he __, he was already old, now he is older, he is a double elder!
After years of training, you are finally ready, fox-boy, take the cloak.
You will be the greatest boyfriend that this world ever saw.
Shinobi, here is the market tabloid.
Now imagine if it was the bomb paper from Naruto.
Man what a hangover...
I knew I shouldn’t have drank that Rice Flavored _(cheap drink)_.
Dawn you, console players.
I just wanted to buy some __ but now I have to start a samurai adventure.
I hate when _(occasion)_ happens.
Blackhat Sekiro
2/13/22
