#selfarious

[nefarious-exclam]

[It's the day of the wedding. Select and Nefarious have worked tirelessly to make this event the grandest, most spectacular thing to exist on Exclamania. Nefarious is wearing a bright bubblegum pink wedding dress and is rocking it.]

[There's not very long until the main event starts. He's getting ready now, a matching pink wizard hat on their head with a long veil.]

[character-selecton]

OHHH SELECTON! WOULD YOU LIKE TO START LEARNING MAGIC NOW?

@nefarious-exclam

YES YES YES

[Theres the distinct sound of him falling down the stairs in their excitement]

[epprbcu-incorrect-quotes]

Selfarious but Slime, Pheyria, and Sheriff keep walking in just before anything interesting can happen

.

[solidwater05]

Nef: Wow it's so weird that people ship me and Select right guys?

Also Nef every time he interacts with Select:

[ID: A gif of a waving rainbow pride flag. /End ID]

[nefarious-exclam]

[@character-selecton is staring out the window with an unsettling look in its eye]

Sel, darling? Are you alright?

[nefarious-exclam]

[The wedding has begun. Everyone finds their seats, one of Nefarious' minions playing the organ. And by organ, I mean Literal Organ, an Organ made of Organs. How clever.]

[Pheriya is officiating, wearing a clip-on bowtie.]

[nefarious-exclam]

This is a message to the FUTURE NEFARIOUS!!! If you are reading this I have a few QUESTIONS!!!

1. How is Select doing?

2. Have I taken over the world yet? I think I should have done that by now.

3. Does Status owe me any more money?

TOODLE-OO! EXCLAMANIA'S FIRST TIME TRAVEL ENDS HERE!

[nefarious-exclam]

….It’s time, Love. Everything is in place. I left notes and pictures for the kids, Jordan said they’d take care of them.

…I left a message for mom too.

@character-selecton

Very well, my dear. Let's get this over with, shall we?