#send him help

[lilislegacy]

percy, playfully: on a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you love me?

annabeth: right now? maybe a 6

percy: what, why?

annabeth, scoffing and rolling her eyes:

percy: what? i’m confu— oh my gods. this again? for the last time, it is not my fault that the store didn’t have my shampoo that you love! you are just going to have to deal with my hair smelling like sea and surf instead of nautical fresh for a little while!

annabeth: you could get it online!

percy: THEY’RE OUT OF STOCK!

grover: i miss when you two fought about normal things. like possibly fatal quests

[noraevanz]

I'm always Watcher Of The Skies when I need to communicate with people

[grapefaygodude69]

TC: mY bRoThErS wHaT ThE MoThErUcK ArE tHeSe?

day 165

[langdon-fangirl8]

I’m starting to think Robby lashing out on Samira is a way of him pushing people away. If they see him as this agitated old guy they wouldn’t want him back in the ED and he can slip away with no one really caring. This may be the start of his hatred train where he gets people to slowly resent him to the point they don’t want him back and wouldn’t care he was gone longer than 3 months. Maybe the reason he’s so on Langdon is because Langdon is trying desperately to get in Robby’s good graces and doesn’t hate Robby like Robby wants him to so he’s going to make Frank hate him. What then?

[magirroni]

CAINE?? What do you mean by that!?

[zombi3-pony]

DEAN SUPERNATURAL IS STUCK IN UNDERTALE

[wizardissues]

A pair of slightly askew, utterly adorable wire-rimmed spectacles were perched atop Jenny’s nose, magnifying her large, dark eyes. Giles was absolutely certain that he had never seen anything even half as adorable in his life. “…Ah, you, you, the…glasses,” he managed weakly, color rising to his cheeks.

Jenny blinked, then gave him a small, flat smile. “Rupert, I’m a single mom pushing forty,” she said. “I don’t think me in glasses is really anything to write home about.”

“You—” Giles was struck with bewildered outrage. “The—glasses,” he said, trying desperately to communicate his feelings through the only three words he could reliably remember.

[malik-the-fluffy-catboi]

So, we were chating about Aleph, our favorite tumblr sexy man and we came to the conclusion than my friend was ready to hug him even if he was, uh, like... The incarnation of war itself? So, Aleph has no credibility as a dangerous vilain I guess...

Or my friend is fucking insane...