(this is a compilation of all of my favorites from @/write-it-motherfuckers prompt lists! I couldn’t decide which one to reblog so I’m compiling them for my own use. Individual and complete lists found here: x, x, x, x, x, x)
Please feel free to send in any hiveswap character or ship; I’ll write reader (x or &) chara or chara (x or &) chara. Let me know if it’s gen or romantic please!
“Another day, another- What the fuck is that?”
“This wasn’t in the pamphlet.”
“Who are you and why are we cuddling?”
“We need to get married.”
“I don’t think that was for human consumption.”
“Where were you even hiding all of those?”
“That was a lot of words, but I think I understood at least three of them.”
“Ah shit, forgot to tie the fucker down.”
“In my defense, it looked very fluffy.”
“I don’t think that was meant to go there.”
“I hope you’re a fast runner.”
“I don’t know how to explain this to you, but stabbing is not always the answer.”
“There has got to be a better place to hide bodies.”
“I swear that wasn’t there a second ago.”
“What do you mean there’s only eight?! That’s eight too many!”
“When I said, I wish I’d known what I know now, when I was a child, this wasn’t what I had in mind.”
“In simpler terms, we’re fucked, and not in the fun way.”
“One can never own too many guillotines.”
“If you tell me to calm down one more time, I am going to very calmly feed you your own intestines.”
“In my defence, I wasn’t expecting a thirteen year old to be armed.”
“Corpses? Oh darling, you always bring me the best gifts~”
“....Does anyone else think this tastes strange?”
“I...uh.... I’m.... going to need some time to think about it.” (please give me an idea of what “it” might be if you send this one!!)
“I cannot emphasize, just how immeasurably fucking stupid, this idea is.”
“I’m pretty sure that ‘Extra Mouths’, is definitely something I should have been warned about.”
“I thought you said you didn’t have any powers.”
"....Shouldn’t those be inside your body?”
“Are you always this stupid, or are you just feeling festive?”
“One drunk assassin, armed with a bubble gun and a bag of marbles, is one drunk assassin, too many.”
“Please stop yelling about vampire conspiracy theories at three in the morning, you’re starting to make our neighbors uncomfortable.”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about. I think eating my body weight in chocolate, after learning about the existence of demons, is a perfectly reasonable coping method.”
“To be fair, I wasn’t the only one who thought that setting them on fire, was an appropriate response.”
“Are you ok? You sound like you’ve been gargling glass.”
“....Did you just sniff me?”
“I can’t believe you told them you were my fiancé.”
“What the fuck did you do to all of my clothes?!”
“Excuse you, I can be as dramatic and ridiculous as I want, outside of work hours. You can’t stop me.”
"Did you know that you talk in your sleep?”
“Don’t be sorry.... It was kind of cute actually.”
