Ancient Grimoire

It/They | Ancient/Grimoire/Spellbook. I’m just an old tome | welcome to my shelf

[drysqu1d]

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

[evilwizard]

finally someone said it

[literally-a-spellbook]

What do you do when you’ve been on the shelf so long that you forget what’s it’s like to be useful. to feel like someone needs you.

What happens when you don’t want to go back but you miss the days when you felt wanted.

anyways… i’m still looking for a new wizard to attune to.

-Good quality ancient grimoire with an increasing layer of dust

[austratdarakethend]

Question: do you mind if the other wizard has other spellbooks?

[literally-a-spellbook]

Over the years you come to terms with the fact that jealousy simply doesn’t fair well in my line of work. Of course a wizard will have more than one spell book. I suppose I just miss a time when I was someone’s primary spell book.

[literally-a-spellbook]

What do you do when you’ve been on the shelf so long that you forget what’s it’s like to be useful. to feel like someone needs you.

What happens when you don’t want to go back but you miss the days when you felt wanted.

anyways… i’m still looking for a new wizard to attune to.

-Good quality ancient grimoire with an increasing layer of dust

[literally-a-spellbook]

📜 looking for a new wizard 📜

If you are a wizard who does any of the following this is ❌NOT❌ for you

• Only learns joke spells

• Can’t properly copy a spell from a scroll

• Isn’t committed to the craft of arcane study

• has a history of loosing their spell book

• Makes under 1000 gold a month. If you can’t afford parchment and components why are you a wizard.

• Refuses to learn any arcane identifying or analyzing spells

• Can’t keep a job, let alone an adventuring party

• Interest in conquering or pillaging.

I expect applications as I am a very sought after grimoire

[not-a-cursed-amulet]

Not every whisper from an ancient object is bad. Some of us are saying really nice things. Like “consume them all” and “you look radiant today.”

[literally-a-spellbook]

everyone knows a staff is overrated.

And rings are in apparently, whatever.

but what about the classics.

Like grimoires.

What did spell books like me do to deserve being cast aside in favour of things like…

Wands. 😒

[the-mighty-dalob]

I use an Axe

[literally-a-spellbook]

am i not good enough for you the mighty dalob

[literally-a-spellbook]

Everybody asks what type of spellbook I am but no body asks how the spell book is

[literally-a-spellbook]

pg. 2

Fireball

Casts a small fire ball that quickly fizzles out upon leaving the casters hand. The caster is left with a small bouncy ball made of ash.

this spell has clearly been written wrong.

[literally-a-spellbook]

everyone knows a staff is overrated.

And rings are in apparently, whatever.

but what about the classics.

Like grimoires.

What did spell books like me do to deserve being cast aside in favour of things like…

Wands. 😒

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Spellbook

Knowledge knows no bounds.

Artist: Andrew Goldhawk TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[la-cabane-a-mage]

spell for hair growth

tired of your short hair that won't grow fast enough ? I've got rjusr what you need. (I'm okay don't worry.k

use this spell only when there moon is in its gibnon quarter period . waxing .. use several ingredients amongst which:

a eldevil foot (chopped)

a half an once gin

a bit ofbwhsikg

I'm tired

mix very nicely and don't forget the elittle umbralr. while you mix, chant:

capillus protractum, in vinus minoxidiles, cacao Monchichi

over and over. MORE

now wait approx the same time you usually would and see if you noticed any danger mmssbif yes congrats . fuck I fell asleep

[literally-a-spellbook]

Can you imagine how it feels to be opened 📖flipped through 😳only for your wizard to cast fireball… 🔥 AGAIN…. 😔

[literally-a-spellbook]

Most people don’t know this about me but I actually have a body mod. I know I don’t seem like the type but I got a couple pages dog eared when I was young.

[literally-a-spellbook]

pg. 10367:

Lightus asseus

Lights a fire under the targets ass.

“that’ll get’cha going!” -the last guy to cast it