fishdorks
they suck
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(some old-ass drabble i forgot 2 post. look at these losers in hate-love.)
ALMASS: Almass is lounging at an outdoor table, menu in hand and coffee on the table. The chair across from him is empty. He's dressed in a t-shirt and jeans. The circles under his eyes are somewhat darker than usual.
RONAWN: Seolfr arrives at the cafe about ten minutes late, mostly to annoy Almass. "Do you always have to choose to eat outdoors in the wrong way?" Seolfr's mock uniform style is probably a little warm in this weather, and he's looking around with mock disdain. He places the heavy uniform coat on the back of the chair and sits down. "You look terrible Almass."
ALMASS: "How gratifying to hear. You look a little over-warm yourself." He looks up from the menu with a cheeky expression. "Perhaps the heat has you feeling sluggish?"
RONAWN: Seolfr removes his hat in such a way as to block Almass' menu for a moment before absconding with it for himself. "Is there anything edible, or should we just call for a mediculler to start feeding you stimulants intravenously?"
ALMASS: Almass' fingers close on nothing and he glares. "I have it handled." He sips his coffee primly, even flutters his fins. "Do you still eat real food, or are you training yourself to live on rations?" He pauses. "Have you not reached the lesson 'if you aren't fifteen minutes early, you're late?' Or did a few of the words get mixed up in your pan?"
RONAWN: "If one arrives when one is expected, how is one to retain the element of surprise?" Seolfr kicks Almass in the shins under the table.
ALMASS: "Nn." He grunts, despite his best efforts. "I imagine by being honestly unpredictable." He picks up his coffee and makes an attempt to tip Seolfr's chair with his foot.
RONAWN: Seolfr stomps on the foot, and has to grab the table to keep his chair from tipping back.
ALMASS: The stupid look on Ronawn's face is absolutely worth any new pain in his foot. It was off the ground anyway, he was saved most of the damage. A drip of coffee falls on his jeans though. Sadness. His aims a kick at Seolfr's shins, but not hard and as more of an afterthought. It's a diplomacy kick. "Anything new, then, to report?"
RONAWN: He's doing the smug thing again. Seolfr /hates/ the smug thing. But it's a public place, it wouldn't do to start beating him senseless here. It would be inappropriate.
ALMASS: Skippy raises his eyebrows. "Ronawn?"
RONAWN: Seolfr glares at Almass."Is there staff here, or are we expected to catch and cook the food?"
ALMASS: "You have the menu," he responds. "If you can't wait for the server to come back around, the bay is a quarter mile that way." He pauses to sip his coffee. "Patience is a virtue," he murmurs. "You seem to be avoiding the question, though."
RONAWN: "I wasn't aware one's name was a question."
ALMASS: Oh my glub. "It's not, there was a question before that."
RONAWN: "It musn't have been very important then." Seolfr pulls the menu up practically hitting Almass in the face with it.
ALMASS: He sighs. "Ronawn, I do so enjoy our arguments, but can we not be civil?"
RONAWN: "I will be civil when you start behaving like someone worth being civil with Almass." The menu narrowly misses Almass' coffee.
ALMASS: "If you have a problem with my conduct, do share." He sounds flippant for being across from someone apparently restraining himself from violence. A few of the other patrons are nervous about the two seadwellers. A pair of warmerbloods, a blue and a teal, try to move to a new table without attracting attention.
RONAWN: "You dress like a lowblooded tramp, and spend far too much time on land."
ALMASS: He looks down at himself. "I had the impression my clothing was modest." Badum-tsshhh. "There is, of course, something to be said for learning about those you are supposed to lead, about not allowing yourself to be caught in an echo chamber. For instance, one that says military dress is proper attire for a casual lunch."
RONAWN: "Military dress is /always/ proper attire." Seolfr says smugly.
ALMASS: He stops himself a millisecond before declaring someone ought to tear the "proper attire" off his ponce body, then briefly considers tossing the rest of the coffee onto his shirt. This is, of course, an unacceptable course of action. Coffee is very important. "If you plan to spend your life in the exclusive company of other seadwellers, sure."
RONAWN: "I plan to spend my life in service to the Alternian empire, like any other troll. Military dress is something of a requirement Almass, one may as well be comfortable with it beforehand." Seolfr waves down a terrified looking olive waiter and makes his order in a perfunctory fashion. The waiter looks to Skippy hoping he can leave rather than needing to take another order.
ALMASS: Skippy gives his order with a slightly apologetic look and a quiet "thank you." He gives Seolfr a mildly disgusted look.
RONAWN: Seolfr fails to notice any disgust and continues on his tirade regarding the benefits of military dress.
ALMASS: He waits, fascinated, for Seolfr to take a breath. "It's a wonder why you're the only one I know perpetually in uniform. Tell me, have you attempted to convince _Teylir_ to change her wardrobe?"
RONAWN: Seolfr stops mid-thought, looks at Almass starts to say something and then promptly fails to do anything but grin.
ALMASS: He makes a sound that's half giggle and half sigh. "My gods, you're incorrigible."
ALMASS: "What do you find objectionable about her attire?"
RONAWN: "Oh yes, surely Roeshk wouldn't look at /all/ attractive in a junior officer's uniform." He grins even wider. "You know /exactly/ the ones I mean Almass." He makes a dismissive gesture. "Roeshk dresses in an aesthetically pleasing but highly impractical fashion." He rests his head on the back of one hand, pondering a moment. "The society gala is coming up for the start of the season, and I believe we're doing Classical Era." More grinning.
ALMASS: Almass is straight up facepalming (partially to hide his own grinning). "That's objectifying and I'm judging you accordingly." He looks up, thoughtful. "You don't think she'd look better in a commander's uniform?"
RONAWN: Seolfr ponders this a moment. "Almass the only difference between junior and senior officers is the length of the coat. It is exactly as objectifying." Seolfr gestures momentarily at his own outfit.
ALMASS: "Slightly less." His fin twitches.
ALMASS: He totally glances down at Seolfr's outfit. He rolls his shoulders.
RONAWN: Seolfr smirks.














