#seriously?!!

[beekeeperspicnic]

Absolutely fizzing right now

I have a notebook where I keep and plan all my story ideas. I was having a look through it back to the earliest planning for the game.

You want to know what dumb thing was the genesis of the whole plot?

Handwritten note page reading "The curious incident of the cat in the day time" with a sticky out tongue emoji

[rivinaccount]

👀👀

[northforwinter]

I DONT WANT TO SEE A PREVIEW ABOUT THE FUCKING MOVIE WHERE'S THE AFTER CREDITS SCENE!!!

[whenemmafallsinlove]

The way I see it, there are two solutions to the whole “dependents between the ages of 17 and however old get nothing from the US Covid-19 Stimulus Package”.

Option One (my least favorite option): People who are independent get the full stimulus check (or whatever portion of it if they make more than 75K a year) as already written. People who have dependents OF ANY AGE (rather than just under the age of 17) get an extra $500 per dependent.

Option Two (the option that actually helps more people): People who are independent get the full stimulus check (or whatever portion of it if they make more than 75K a year) as already written. People who have dependent under the age of 17 get an extra $500 per dependent. Dependents age 17 and older, if qualify as far as having filed taxes and all that good stuff, get the full stimulus check (if a dependent makes more than 75K a year I’d just like to talk)

What the US Government Chose: Option Three: People who are independent get the full stimulus check (or whatever portion of it if they make more than 75K a year). People who have dependents under the age of 17 get an extra $500 per dependent. Dependents who are age 17 and up can get fucked.

[raven-tinu]

Does anybody else see something strange about this?

[melmanpur]

Can the dad with the pink tie and all the people who believe in this story, please, explain me this?

[inkplotkey]

PAUL MCCARTNEY IS IN THE NEXT PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN MOVIE?!! Welp, they know how to make me to go watch that film.