So Sakuya’s definitely got some weird personal boundaries when it comes to family
And by “weird” I mean things that make his classmates go “uh”
Even by family standards, Team M are waaaay too comfortable with each other
Like Belkia struggling to pick an outfit for the day so he comes into the living room with two shirts and neither of them are being worn and asks which one he should pick, Shamrock forgot to put his eyepatch back on after a shower and the nerves around his injured eye are Fucked so he doesn’t notice immediately, especially when no one comments cuz they don’t really care beyond suddenly remembering Sham cares
Injury care is common so knowing each other’s bodies down to weird birth marks and scars is also common
And sometimes Sakuya talks about how annoying it is that Belkia’s fancy underwear gets bundled up in his laundry and this is why he wants to do it as it’s own separate set but it’s just easier to keep it all separated by load type rather than individual
He doesn’t realize his friends are giving him a weird look until he’s done ranting about Otogiri forgetting she had gum in her pocket (Iyo kinda gets it tho cuz she’s at the point where she doesn’t want her underwear washed with her dad’s things because uh that’s embarrassing?? But her relationship with Sakuya has gotten kinda weird since she knows he’s a vampire thanks to Sagami but he doesn’t know she knows)
Sakuya tenses up a little, defensively asking “what??”
Koyuki and Ryuusei look at each other.
Koyuki asks, “The pink haired guy? Not the nurse lady?”
Sakuya relaxes because oh okay yeah. Yeah, right. That WOULD be weird to these two… “Yeah. Otogiri’s stuff is normal. Belkia bedazzles his stuff.”
“Bedazzle…”
“Yeah. He’s got one of those machines that took off in the… Early two thooousaaaands I wanna say…? And he uses it to stick rhinestones to things not even the most decora girl would think to stick rhinestones to.”
“Including… His underwear.” Ryuusei looks disturbed. Sakuya looks tired.
“G string, specifically…”
“Ew man! TMI!”
“I HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS SO DO YOU.”
Mahiru’s glad everyone is having fun.










