local Cryptid

Ashaer {he/they} 18+

[cryptid-called-ash]

https://href.li/?https://archiveofourown.org/users/Local_Witch_Ash

This is the link to my ao3 account. I figured I’d just have it pinned so it’s easier to find.

href.li

[startagainaprologue]

u can always give a character fangs and sharp teeth. for no reason

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[knitordeath]

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

[song-of-sea-and-sky]

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

[msue0027]

[maxstarfall]

[gengaritez]

[pumpkin--rabbit]

[minyicho]

[thecherrieo]

regarding recent events

[violntfemme]

^tagged by @soctherapy but the post was getting too long

this isnt a win for me.......

Tags!: @rae-unbeloved @lil-gae-disaster @fictionalcharactergraveyard @livelaughlovelams @alexanderhamiltonhasafatass

[whatamidoinghere56]

Honestly, not the worst thing to happen.

@critterscreaturescollective @moonstorm-wof @mackenziedaartist

[moonstorm-wof]

Well that’s not great. It could be a lot worse though.

@fefe-the-cat @carn3lian-claws @chaos-triangle @forestragon @lumitylover999 @localcelestialcreature62 @ajolteonnamedsparky +open tags

[cams-rambles]

welp

Could be worse

@marbled-pulse

[marbled-pulse]

YESSSS

@alastormooseboi @ilovebugs99 @kreechurthecrazykat + open tags ig :P

[kreechurthecrazykat]

I mean im certainly not complaining look at this man

@gremlinservant @moss-indie @enigmaelemental @eclipsezzz @spidergobo @deemondude @acetrashgremlin @dietcoke-cans @fuckingevil15yrold

[spidergobo]

Ruhroh raggy

Specifically Rocky Rickabys tail

I needed it for a reference lol

@chatimcookedfr @catnerd-13 @wolfbon3z @gnaorm @azyr1n @skullzenr @littlegayassbitch + anyone who wants

[chatimcookedfr]

IM SO COOKED 😭

tags: @shuichisdarkmistress @lifecouldbeworsecalvin @vox-is-me @spritebastian + anyone

[spritebastian]

IM FUCKING CRYING

@lapteevas @lifecouldbeworsecalvin @manicpixieswaggirl @emberloveslanadelrey @milsxio + open tags

[prosperoisadiva]

I CAN FIX HIM FS FS (I can't) THIS IS A WINNN

@bubblegum-dummy @emocabin10boy @book-of-mapss @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @weevilxp + open tags

[how-queersome]

Th whole crews fine by me (except maybe geto and gojo)

@autistic-aroace @onegaycrimelord @prosperoisadiva @fr0gley

[autistic-aroace]

Um

Could definitely be worse ig

@aroacebutgayer @aroaceleovaldez @emilynyaesmp +open tags

[aroacebutgayer]

No oh God no someone save me

@biroasedemon @ava-likes-fanart

[ava-likes-fanart]

Lmfaooo

Ok my turn, it's see

I-

@ihaveviolenturges @caspentheory @jesuswarriordaughter @falling-stars-dont-go-far @formerglory25

[ihaveviolenturges]

I had to scroll for decades thanks my the pictures of europe

Ah

Hes fine I'll take him this works

@hoarsehorse @snake-4331

I would tag Aiden but I have a feeling I know EXACTLY who the last character is. Curious about these two though.

[hoarsehorse]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO- HES THE MARCH HARE TOO HERE UGH

Imma leave this an open tag, I need a minute to process this shit 😔😔

[themodernmontecristo]

Oh! You got March Hare Bakugou! Oh no- I'm so sorry buddy-😭😭

I think I'll give this a shot! Surely whoever I get can't be that bad. I barely save photos of fictional characters.

OH NO! AHHHHH- IT'S THAT BAD!

What makes this worse is that I remember taking a silly 'Who's your MHA Boyfriend?' quiz on Qoutev or something when I was bored. I got Shigaraki! Ever since then this man won't leave me alone. He keeps appearing in my Tumblr Feed and everywhere I go and it happened again.

Whelp- Guess I have to marry Shigaraki now! :'D /j

Here's who I'm tagging: @silverishgoldpen, @aveybaveyx3, @othellovr, @acadia334455

-🌹themodernmontecristo

[silverishgoldpen]

Ummm...you may be cooked Monte

Please let me get something goo-

BAKUGO MII???

ILL TAKE THAT!!!!

@autisticartistnauthor, @wisdom-gem, @voidwitchboots, @jellyfishsketches, @camakiss, @ricedoll, @urfriendlyneighborhoodweirdo, @lloyd-and-behold, @lanes-the-art-lover, and anyone else that wants to join the chaos

[urfriendlyneighborhoodweirdo]

Chat, I’m marrying a guy who’s like an inch tall 😭

@zares22 @someboredperson @retropineapple

@shptimeclock @highnicknick @michealjacksonfanl9ver69 @cosmosdystopia

@fernstars

[retropineapple]

( artist is chloesimaginations )

Micheal Afton, that's decent honestly

@miralax-gatorade @theo-in-the-toaster @shoot-me-with-a-crayon

[miralax-gatorade]

Davetrap and Jacktrap from DSaF 3… who woulda thunk it

@mitochondria-larson, @aggressivedaikons, @the-halfling-prince

[mitochondria-larson]

It's technically the worst it could be since it's specifically the book 1 era. I can't fix him or make him worse but I can definitely ragebait him into oblivion lol

Also the picture is just perfect

@arsonistbunny @ton618 @physicsmadn3ss

[arsonistbunny]

listen I like making my own memes... word play on "l'effet escompté" (the desired effect) and his french name escroco : escroc - con artist and croco(dile)

I don't like tagging anyone who sees it can post

[cryptid-called-ash]

Luis my beloved Spanish baby girl

@average-deltarune-fan @bluelovestoship @mxgenderblender @the-little-unicorn-horn @montygolfstaff211

[stormbreaker101]

I LOVE COLLABORATIVE SOTRYTELLING I LOVE CREATING THINGS TOGETHER I LOVE "YES AND"ING WITH OTHERS I LOVE "NO BUT WHAT ABOUT-"S I LOVE HEARIJG MY FRIENDS' IDEAS I LOVE BOUNDING OFF OF THEM I LOVE ART I LOVE STORIES I LOVE ALL THE DIFFERENT PASSIONS AND SKILLS REQUIRED I LOVE ALL THE DIFFERENT MEDIA IT TAKES I LOVE I LOVE I LOVE

[average-deltarune-fan]

@canis-major-collective @cryptid-called-ash @glossytoothpick @salted-seaz @rainy-daze1

[cryptid-called-ash]

@bluelovestoship @mxgenderblender @the-little-unicorn-horn @montygolfstaff211 @grab-the-bananaguns

[manaphy]

thank u for being a cooler blog than me and not unfollowing me yet

[dark-fri3ren]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

If a trans girl tells you that she wants to start dressing more femme and your response is "but you're conforming to gender stereotypes" then she is entitled to punch you in the face as hard as she wants

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

Also, if a trans girl says she wants to go on hormones and your response is "but you're still valid if you don't get hrt" then she is also entitled to punch your face as hard as she wants

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

reblog this version you fucking cowards

[transsexual-feminism]

This is transfeminism!

[cryptid-called-ash]

I personally like to think that the real reason there are no guardians in totk is because, after defeating the calamity, link went on a whole ass crusade and personally wiped them out. Purely out of spite for what happened on blatchary plain.

Like, look at this man and tell me he wouldn’t do that. He’s fuelled by vengeance and snackies. That’s it.

[cryptid-called-ash]

I’ve… uh… changed my mind on this.

Things are going to get fun.

[batsybat91]

Bloodymary fic is going great! (I have made no progress)

[cryptid-called-ash]

Anyone want to hear about my stupid Serrenedy au?

RE4 but the game mechanics are just a part of everyday life for Leon, who thinks absolutely nothing about using the first aid spray on Luis. This has some unintended consequences.

(Luis getting hit with the Video Game Protag UI curse and having to gently explain to Leon that no, most people do not, in fact, have an inventory window and stats)

[cryptid-called-ash]

Luis, confused sobs:

@rokhal

Thanks for the inspiration :)

[wonderstruck]

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

[liquidstar]

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

[cosmikazie]

hey remember when people said we gotta keep talking about this and then two days passed and it just went quiet. anyways

[cosmikazie]

due to recent (and frankly ongoing as far as this website is concerned) events

[cattuladaily]

It's not optional

[cattuladaily]

Once more, with feeling

[author-main]

Seeing the new Daisy outfit makes me wanna go back to redesigning Gerudo clothes. I had an idea that, like Hylians, there are different cultures of Gerudos. Hmm...!