Dec 16, 2019
sam: do i know romance or what
nobody: what.
sam: i said, do i know—
nobody: i heard you
sam :’)
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sam: do i know romance or what
nobody: what.
sam: i said, do i know—
nobody: i heard you
sam :’)
@seussiisms || liked for a starter
“Would it kill you to stop digging in my stuff?” Once-ler sighed, having walked into his room and found the Lorax, once again, rummaging through his drawers. What was he looking for now?
“C’mon, man, I just did my laundry and everything!”
* @seussiisms said : *gives you nobody* Beat 'em up
they wouldn’t stop talking. he wasn’t even sure at this point what they were arguing about — most likely something petty — but no matter how hard he tried , Nobody wouldn’t stop pestering and pestering , yelling in his ear and clearly not getting the hint that the Grinch was ignoring them to try end END this entire discussion. it rubbed him the wrong way , pressing each and every button that was within their reach. the Grinch was never good with conversation , let alone the full - length disagreement that bickered between these two. he would always give a sassy , witty response , and try and leave the scene. but it seemed trying to escape to his workshop for some time to cool down wasn’t enough. because Nobody followed. and they persisted. the blood in his green body boiled , the skin ‘neath thick fur heated and seething , and his teeth clenching. his grip on the wrench in his hand only tightened , and tightened , till the hold he had on it started to BURN ——— and he did was his mind was screaming at him to do.
“ ———SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY ! ”
within that instant , he swung his arm in Nobody’s direction , whacking them straight in the face and the force sending them toppling to the ground. there was no rising guilt or regret after that matter —— he wasn’t satisfied. no , they deserved more. they insisted on being annoying , after all , and Nobody damn sure knows how much the Grinch HATES annoying people.
he turned his body from the workstation , his breath heavy , a knotted feeling in his chest as he stared down at the other. “ DO YOU KNOW WHEN TO SHUT YOUR MOUTH ? ? YOU’RE SO FUCKING LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS ! ” the Grinch steps closer in a heartbeat , and kicks Nobody’s side as hard as he possibly can muster , then stamping his foot once onto their chest to hold them in place. “ WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE TALKING TO ? DO I HAVE TO PUT YOU BACK IN YOUR WORTHLESS PLACE ? ” with that last word , he once again brings the wrench down onto Nobody’s face , striking them right across the cheek.
“ I DON’T KNOW WHY I EVER LET YOU IN —— ! ALL YOU’VE FUCKING DONE TO ME IS CAUSE PROBLEM AFTER PROBLEM ! Y’KNOW WHAT , I’M PROUD OF WHOEVER PUT YOU UP FOR ADOPTION , BECAUSE THEY MADE A GOOD FUCKING DECISION LETTING A PIECE OF SHIT LIKE YOU GO ROT AWAY IN AN ORPHANAGE. DON’T YOU KNOW ? THAT’S WHERE ALL THE MISTAKES GO ! SHITTY MISTAKES AND ORPHANS LIKE YOU ARE THE EXACT KINDS OF SCUM THAT MAKE PETTY ARGUMENTS LIKE YOU WERE TRYING TO INITIATE , TRYING TO ARGUE OVER THE LITTLEST OF THINGS ! MEANINGLESS SHIT ! AND THEY CAN’T GET A GODDAMN CLUE ! I THOUGHT WE COULD WORK OUT THIS ISSUE —— I STEPPED AWAY ! BUT YOU HAD TO MAKE IT SUUUUCH A BIG DEAL AND NOW LOOK WHERE YOU’RE AT ! COWERING UNDER ME. YOU’RE A PIECE OF SHIT , CAN’T EVEN STAND UP FOR YOURSELF NOW THAT YOU’RE NOT GETTING PAID POCKET MONEY TO DO IT. ”
he uses the foot on Nobody’s chest to knock them solid in the jaw , causing their head to bump on the ground roughly. with a heavy growl , the Grinch finalizes this whole thing by tossing the wrench down onto the other’s face , breathing heavy as he storms off , his digits digging into his palms as his fists clenched. he knew things could get far , far worse if he hung around the workshop —— so maybe THIS time Nobody would leave him alone as he tried cooling off.
❛ i’m sorry . . . come again ? ❜
★ 💥 ❛ @seussiisms / sc.
@seussiisms asked: "Okay, listen, christmas? It's stupid or whateva." They mutter, shoving the present at Sam. "Just shut up and take it." Inside the small poorly wrapped box is a necklace with an S and an N charm. They tug their hood over their eyes in a poor attempt to hide their blush. "Don't say nothin', I'll punch ya in the mouth if ya do."
he never expected anything from ANYONE especially around this time of year. though that was mainly because no one was ever AROUND to spend it with. but this year was DIFFERENT.
initially sam had thought that nobody was going to COMPLAIN about sam’s excessive decorations. till they then shoved the small box to him. wide eyes gazed down at it for a long while. it felt like a full MINUTE. he couldn’t remember the last time someone had gotten something for him. TOO LONG. he really couldn’t REMEMBER. finally he started to unwrap it , pulling the thin paper apart HASTILY yet with PRECISE PATIENCE.
when sam had managed to open the box , he found himself to be at a LOSS FOR WORDS , which isn’t an easy thing to come by with sam. and it wasn’t because nobody had already told him to NOT say anything. no it was because someone had gone out of their way to get him something. the fact that they had kept sam in mind when getting it.
and as he gazed at this small necklace , a WARM smile had begun to stretch on his lips , and his eyes were SHINY. he hadn’t even THOUGHT , he simply did. suddenly wrapping his arms around them in tight EMBRACE. it wasn’t too tight however , it was just enough to let them know just how much this meant to him. plus , they did say he wasn’t allowed to say anything so -----consider this his way of say THANK YOU.
maybe christmas wasn’t going to be SO BAD after all. this year at least.
@seussiisms asked: " 'ey, sam, what's 2 plus 2?" -Nobody, with a teasing smirk.
“ oh ---OH ! i know this one. hold on.... ” he turns around and proceeds to COUNT his fingers , quietly muttering to himself as each digit is accounted for. he continues to do this multiple times , his once CONFIDENT smile slowly fading to a frown. he then stops , turning around to face nobody with a nervous SMILE , shrugging sheepishly.
“ um...... FISH ? ”
* @seussiisms said : ” you deserve everything you want and more . “ ( For Donna from Martha !) — - the grinch
❛ oh , goodness me , no . . . i don’t want anything. anything more than i already have would just be clutter , really. ❜ she chuckles a bit , her hand running up her opposing arm and hugging it close to her body. Donna’s gaze flickered to the ground momentarily , before returning to Martha. ❛ but , thank you , Martha. i suppose there is just one thing i’d want , but it’s silly. ❜
@seussiisms replied to your post:
|| I already ship them
WHRJKSDFKNFKSDFLS well then >:)c