#seven headcanons

[darkdevasofdestruction]

Hi, could I request nsfw hc’s for Seven(MysticMessenger), Seiko from corpse Party, and Garry from Ib? It would also be awesome if you could write separate oneshots for each as well, but if that’s too much you don’t have to! P.s. I’d like them to be fem reader.

Aww, I love all these characters! I hope you’ll enjoy this!

N.S.F.W. under the cut!

Saeyoung Choi/Seven/Luciel

Seven is a huge trickster and a teaser, so even during intimate times, he’ll be cracking jokes to ease the tension if there is any, of simply, to make you feel more relaxed. 

Also, he has to prepare you somehow for all the teasing he is going to put you through.

He’s going to have his fingers trailing over your skin just the faintest, just enough to make you shiver, but not enough to satisfy you - He wants to keep the act going for as long as possible, for as long as it takes to drive you to the edge of the world and beg him for sweet release.

Saeyoung likes being on top, especially if he gets to pin your wrists up above you head to stop you from hiding your face - He wants to see all of your reactions and hear all of your moans, squeaks and sighs - They’re like lullabies to his ears, and also prove a great encouragement that he’s pleasuring you well.

He’s all over the spectrum, from denying you until you go insane then giving you the biggest climax of your life, to bringing you over the edge multiple times in a single night until you can’t think straight any longer.

Truth is, he hates stress, and he gets a rather great stress relief from pleasuring you, and also, know that he can take your mind off your daily problems easily, so he’s going to do it with every occasion.

He doesn’t always have the highest drive, but when he does, he won’t let you escape his arms.

He’s also very good at reassuring you if you’re feeling insecure or shy for some reason, and would kiss your lips and neck until you forget all about those silly feelings. You’re his angel, he’ll be dead before he lets you be insecure on your own.

Saeyoung also prides himself with being an oral God and loooooves getting between your legs, grabbing at your thighs and playing around with you, teasingly rubbing around your clit but not touching it until he sees you shivering. 

He’ll keep you on the edge for so long, leaving you so desperate and begging for Nirvana, that he just HAS to comply - After all, he can’t torture his sweet darling... For too long.

----- Shinohara Seiko

Seiko is sooo childish, she’d jump on you at the most random times and pepper your with kisses everywhere.

And I mean, everywhere.

Face, neck, cleavage, chest, arms, hands, belly, thighs - You name it.

She loves holding you in her arms, and being held by you, she’s such a big baby. She’ll hold you sooo tight that you might get your air supply cut off, but it’s so worth it.

When it comes to being intimate, she can get a bit teasy - She doesn’t hide her pervy side from you or anyone - But she’ll be very soft to you about everything.

Sensual touches, long and passionate kisses, lots of compliments, body worship - She’s all about you.

Seiko is perfectly fine with giving you the world and never expecting anything in return - She just wants to focus on you all the time, but she’ll never say no to receiving.

If you ever give her oral, and even if you trail your fingers over her more ticklish places like her sides or the inner side of her thighs, she’s going to let out weird giggles and she’ll act like a kid. Maybe even wrestle you off her, just to laugh off the ticklish-ness.

Her biggest turn-on is holding your face and looking into your eyes and seeing the love you share for her. It’s the only thing she ever needs, even more than air.

Seiko would be up for anything, she’s willing to experiment with anything that you’re interested into (unless it’s more extreme stuff or things that involve pain), and I see her being into more playful stuff like a bit of bondage and a blindfold maybe.

Hell, even toys, she’s up to using them on you, or letting you use them on her, so be ready for a wild ride and many nights of pleasure.

----- Garry

Garry is SO shy, and he’ll need a lot of guidance and encouragement, but once he gets started, he’s not backing down in any way.

He’s a huge fan of both giving and receiving pleasure, so he’s perfectly fine with going down on you the whole night and seeing you cum on his face until you can’t see straight anymore, but he’s also more than happy to lay down and see Nirvana, getting sucked and touched by your heavenly touch.

He’s very much into body worship and giving tons of compliments, lots of careful touches.

If he sees that he’s doing a good job, he’ll quickly get drunk on your beauty and pleasure  and lose his mind, changing into a complete other person, filled with so much passionate fire, that he’ll surprise you.

He’s not the most experimental person, but he’s willing to try and get over his inhibitions, especially if you really want to try something new that you’re excited about - Who knows, he might actually enjoy it more than he realises.

Garry is also turned on by your clothes - If he sees you in lingerie, he’s dead. He will pounce on you, forget all about his bashfulness, and will throw you on the bed, planting kisses all over your chest, leaving a trail all the way down your belly, and to your panties.

He also has a thing for lace, and would like to have sex while you’re still wearing lingerie - There’s something so hot about seeing you almost-naked, but so sexy.

Even though it may take a bit to get him in the mood, and he’s a bit more conservative, he’s a loving partner that is partner-focused most of the time and would always make sure you finish more than twice.

Not so mention, the aftercare is absolutely heavenly, and the cuddles are so warm and loving, and he whispers love confessions all the time.

[princess-fuckrosa]

Mystic Messenger Masterlist

Here you can find all my writings for the MysMe babies.

🔥 is for SMUT

Masterpost

Zen:

Zen with an insecure plus sized s/o who has eating disorder

Zen with an MC who owns a cat

Zen with a s/o who is obsessed with Asra

First time with Zen🔥

Yoosung:

F!reader teasing Yoosung🔥

Seven:

Seven and a s/o from another country

Play fight / Pillow fight turning steamy with Seven

First time with Seven🔥

Jumin:

First time with Jumin🔥

Saeran:

Saeran with a s/o who has an ice cream shop

[kageyuji]

Some jealous hcs for the mm characters?

Jumin -

Composed(tm)

He will not say anything really, he just makes sure that he looks his best

Trust Fund Kid really do got some money though

He’ll do whatever he can to make the other person realize firstly, that you’re his and that secondly, he is not one to be messed with

He was sitting in a meeting, wanting nothing more than to be home with you and Elizabeth the third

And so he was texting you the entire time, he had to be present at the meeting but it didn’t necessarily mean he had to pay attention to what was going on

You were texting back, but it was clear you weren’t really giving all of your attention to the conversation

“Are you distracted by something, love?”

“Yeah sorry Ryan’s here.”

R Y A N??? WHO IS RYAN?

He is asking you so many questions, who is Ryan, where do you know him from, does he ever flirt with you, is “old friend from school” code for something—

Dear lord someone help him

The second that meeting is over he is at your place

He’s smoothing out his suit and making sure his hair is straight and trying to open the door at the same time

But then when he gets into the room you’re in he’s got the calmest expression ever

“Hey darling, who’s this?”

No one in the room failed to notice how he had his hand grasping yours until the other guy left

He will completely deny being jealous

Yoosung -

Nervous af

After the other person leaves he’ll ask you if you love him or if maybe he’s doing something wrong

He’s gonna be a little clingy for the next few days but he’d rather lose his LOLOL rank than you

You were sitting on the couch, legs stretched over Yoosung’s lap and head resting on the other end of the couch

You giggled at a text from friend, and immediately Yoosung looked up from his own phone

“Y/n?”

“Yeah?” You said, the playful tone from your friend’s dumb joke still in your voice

“What’s funny?”

You shrugged, still smiling “Just my friend, you don’t know him, you wouldn’t get it.”

Instantly, he’s kind of hurt

Because he’s funny! And he can be more caring than some guy he’s never met! ...Right?

He moves so that he’s laying beside you and pulls you kind of half into his chest so he can wrap his arms around you

He doesn’t say anything, he ends up falling with his head in the crook of your neck

Although, he will admit he snuck a few glances up to your phone to see if your friend was getting flirty

Zen -

His confidence is a great mask, I will give him that credit

Zen is very cocky about the whole ordeal, probably telling the other person about his career and asking the other person what they do for a living

PDA also goes up a little bit, he’s pulling you into his lap or at least having an arm around your waist

He’s peppering your face with kisses, enough that it’s clear what he’s trying to say but not too much that it’s awkward

You and Zen were out on a double date with a friend of yours and his girlfriend

She had to leave soon after arriving at the restaurant, being that he boss called her saying he needed her to come into work

It left you, Zen, and your friend who undoubtedly felt like an awkward third wheel

In an attempt to fix that, you were talking to your friend and forgetting that it was supposed to be a date with Zen

You also failed to notice how his jaw was set and that he was staring daggers into your friend

“So,” he said abruptly. “Where do you work?”

“Oh! I work downtown at th-”

Zen cuts him off so quick I swear

“Cool, I’m an actor. Kind of popular, your girlfriend had probably seen some of my stuff.”

^^ This bitch, I cannot with him >:/

Your friend is just “??”

Zen just kind of grabs your hand and starts rubbing his thumb over your knuckles after personally attacking this man for no reason other than that he was jealous

Seven -

Seven’s confident act drops quickly when he’s jealous

He wont necessarily say anything out of the ordinary, but it’s mainly just because he shuts down

He won’t speak unless spoken to, he doesn’t move from where he’s sitting unless you grab his hand and practically drag him to somewhere else

You were at his place, talking to Vanderwood while Seven was “hacking”

In actuality you were trying to distract Vanderwood from hounding Seven all day, the poor boy needed to relax and play some games instead of hacking all day

But of course Seven’s dumbass thought you were genuinely enjoying your conversation with the other guy

Vanderwood walked away to go do who knows what, so you walked over to see what Seven was doing

You found that he was actually working

“Seven? Why are you working?”

“Vanderwood.” He said simply, voice a little quieter than it normally was

His tired tone didn’t go unnoticed by you

“What’s wrong? I was trying to get him off your back, babe.”

Seven went galaxy brain I stg

He kind of smiles a little and says some cheesy joke

Then he’ll switch to playing some game

Although, when Vanderwood comes back he does start talking to you a little more and interrupting your conversation

Jaehee -

She would like to think that she is a pretty calm and collected woman

And for the most part she is

But she will personally and emotionally attack any person she feels threatened by

Not to their face, no, but to you behind their back

She might admit she was jealous, but it’s quick and she won’t speak of it again

The two of you were in the library, looking for a book you’d recently heard of and had spiked your interest

Suddenly a guy walks up to you, smiling and seemingly ignoring Jaehee’s presence

He was clearly flirting with you and while you weren’t interested in him — since you had a girlfriend, obviously — you didn’t quite know how to tell him to back off

Jaehee was acting agitated, you could tell from the way she was antsy and kept reminding you that you needed to leave soon

“Hey, do you mind if I get your number?”

You were about to nicely decline the guy whenever Jaehee stepped in between the two of you, but still looking at the library shelves

It was as if she was completely ignoring that you two were having a conversation

“Y/n is taken, they are not interested. Thank you.”

After the guy left, you giggled and asked if she was jealous

She shrugged. “Maybe. He just looked rather unkempt and like he carries too much emotional baggage.”

You snorted, but she didn’t say anything else about it

V -

He gets insecure about the fact that he can’t see all that well

And therefore if it’s one thing that can make him jealous, it’s whenever someone compliments how you look or what you’re wearing

He knows what you look like, obviously

But he feels like he shouldn’t compliment your appearance a lot since it doesn’t play that big of a part in why he likes you

And so he doesn’t complement that a lot, he focuses more on saying things about your personality

The two of you were at a party, it wasn’t too fancy but it definitely wasn’t one that you could just go in casual clothes

So you wore something a little fancy and fixed yourself up a bit before going

V noticed, obviously, he didn’t say anything because he didn’t want you to feel like he’d stop loving you if he completely lost his sight

“Hi! Y/n, right?”

The voice was familiar to you, but not your boyfriend

“Oh! Hi! Jack, it’s been a while, how are you?”

**confused V noises**

He’s jealous to begin with, whose this other guy and why are you so friendly with him? And why haven’t you introduced him to the other guys? Moreover, why haven’t you introduced him as your boyfriend?

But then your friend says “you look great!” And V panics

Instantly beside you and holding your hand, attempting to find an excuse to drag you away from the other guy

He will admit he’s jealous, but he will not admit why

[bangtan-madi]

If your still taking requests and writing about MysticMessenger I was wondering if you could write the gang + Searan reacting to MC getting a voicemail from an abusive ex where they are insulting her and threatening her and she is just laughing at it and makes fun of him and blows it off.

A/N: the requester clarified that they’d like Seven and Jumin :) Also--I may have gotten a little carried away with Jumin’s lol but I figured no one would mind since we love Juju to pieces. Enjoy!

Seven

He wasn't trying to eavesdrop on the conversation you were having with Jaehee. He really wasn't. But the moment he heard your ex-lover's name come out of your mouth, a shiver in your voice accompanying the name, he cared way less about your privacy and more about why that name would be brought up over a year after you broke up.

"He called you how many times?"

"Ironically...seven."

Your voice was soft but trembling, and Seven could tell how unnerved you were. Despite the way you tried to brush it off like it was nothing, like it was something you could easily handle, he knew you better than that.

"What did he say this time?"

At that, you laughed and picked at your sweater.

"Same ole, same ole. The usual, 'I know where you live,' or, 'I know where you work,' kinda thing. Name-calling, threatening, bastard-like behavior that was the reason for our breakup. I can't believe I even dated such an ass."

"Did you tell Saeyoung? Or the police at least?"

Jaehee's questions pulled a sigh from your lips, and the short-haired woman's eyes widened.

"You haven't. MC--"

"--I know, I know. You don't need to tell me. I know I should've told someone, but I've blocked his number again and changed my phone number. Hopefully, that'll be the end of it."

"Haven't you done it before? And he says he knows where you live and work..."

To that, you pulled your knees up to your chest and sighed once more.

It was then that Seven knew that something had to be done. He never told you he'd overheard your conversation with Jaehee, but he sure as hell acted on what he'd heard.

It didn't take him long to find out where your ex lived, where he worked, and every little detail about his life. Your ex truly was one pathetic human being, but after Seven hacked into his life and found a ton of dirt on him and turned it over to the police, you never heard from him again. Turns out that you weren't the only ex that he had threatened.

"Your phone seems a lot quieter these days," he commented one day, noticing your smile back and your anxiety fading away.

You chuckled at that.

"Yeah, I think I finally got those scam callers to stop. Strange of you to notice, though. You didn't have something to do with that, did you?"

Seven merely smirked and pressed a kiss to your temple.

"Not a chance, babe."

Jumin

To say Jumin handled hearing the message your ex left you badly is the understatement of the century.

This wasn't the first time he'd called and threatened you. It had become a series of events, most of which Jumin had picked up on or you had come to him about.

The first time your ex called, you made the mistake of answering with Jumin right next to you. It wasn't as if you'd intended your boyfriend to hear it. You were both riding in the back of his chauffeured car when you got a random call. Due to your work, you thought it was one of your customers or perhaps a party guest RSVP-ing.

You answered. Even worse than that, you put the caller on speakerphone, not thinking twice about it. After all, Jumin was one of the primary sponsors of the next party. It was no big deal if he overheard the conversation.

That was an immense mistake.

You answered with a cheery tone, giving your usual greeting as a proud member of the RFA.

"RFA, this is MC! How can I help you?"

"God, finally, I got the right fucking number."

At the sound of your ex's voice, your heart sank into your stomach. Jumin watched as the phone slipped from your fingers and landed on your lap.

The man on the other end chuckled maliciously.

"What? No 'hello,' baby? No greeting of any kind? Is that any way to treat your first boyfriend?"

A shiver ran down your spine at his words, but you were frozen, unable to bring yourself to shut down the caller.

"Now, I finally have the right number. I bet you it'll be easy to find your address next. You remember what I do for a living, right, baby? Finding you will be easy, you sl--"

You ended the call without another thought. When Jumin opened his mouth to ask you about it, you merely shook your head and cut him off before he could ask.

"Please, Jumin. Please, don't."

He'd let it go at the time, but he never forgot how terrified you looked, and he held your hand a little tighter for the next few weeks.

It happened again, twice after that day. The second was when you were at the gym. Again, you answered, but this time Jumin wasn't there to comfort you. He knew instantly what had happened when you came home in a frazzled state. You'd tried to laugh it off, but he never bought it.

The third time, you didn't answer. You'd stopped answering phone calls from numbers that you didn't know. Sometimes this caused issues and delays at the RFA, but it was worth your peace of mind. This time, he left a message, and it was as vile as anything you'd ever heard. You deleted it before Jumin could see how upset you were, and stayed at Rika's apartment that night. You'd gotten tired of brushing it off, laughing it off, forcing a smile and pretending you were okay.

The fourth time it happened, you finally came to Jumin before deleting the message. With shaking hands, you offered him your phone and told him to listen. The words he heard on the voicemail were rancid and evil, spoken from a man who had laughed his way through telling you he'd found where you were living. He listed Rika's address, and this nearly broke you all over again.

"He knows where I live, Juju. I--I can't do this anymore. There's not a joke I can make about that."

Jumin ended the message and gently placed your phone on the counter. Sitting on the bench, he tugged you so that you stood between his knees. His next words were soft and comforting. He knew how vulnerable you were, and he wanted nothing more than to make it right, but the rage inside him was growing.

"Tell me his name."

It wasn't a question; it was a command.

"Ju--"

"His name, MC. I won't ask again."

Sighing, you mumbled your ex's name in a quiet voice, knowing that Han Jumin would never rest until he pried it from you.

After hearing the words, Jumin placed his hand on the back of your head and pulled it to his shoulder. His other hand gripped protectively on your waist, moving towards the small of your back.

At the time, you didn't have the courage or the strength to ask him what that meant. You had no idea what was going through his brain, but the way he clutched you closer and whispered sweet nothings to you for the rest of the day, you didn't have to think too hard about it. You had him now, and that was enough.

And you never heard from your ex again.

[fandom-imagines]

RFA deal breakers

Anonymous asked: Le Hello~ What are some deal breaker/ turn off's for the R.F.A. members?

Yoosung:

·        Someone who hates animals

·        Someone who hates games

·        Someone distant

Zen:

·        Someone who insults him

·        Someone who finds him unattractive

·        Someone unsocial

Jaehee:

·        Someone who can’t be serious

·        Someone clingy

·        Someone lazy

Jumin:

·        Someone who can’t be serious

·        Someone that doesn’t like cats

·        Someone super flirty

Seven:

·        Someone who takes everything seriously

·        Someone who insults him

·        Someone boring and unadventurous

[13headcanons-blog]

7 Headcanons - (Drew, Thalia)

Anonymous asked... Could you do either Drew or Thalia for the seven hadcanon thing?💜💜

Thirteen answered... Or I could do... BOTH.  💜

Thalia Grace

Thalia has a very very very very rare allergy to Porcupines.  She found out during a hunt and was out ‘sick’ for three days.

Her eyes are electric blue but as time goes on and as she continues to hunt and get theoretically “older”, her eyes turn grey like Annabeth’s.

Her favourite movie to watch is Lilo & Stitch.  She doesn’t really know why.

Thalia hates normal mint toothpaste and buys the special cinnamon kind because it tastes better.

She’s one of the only senior hunters who actually gets any of the jokes anymore, especially pop culture references but, the junior Hunters thinks she’s hilarious.

All growing up, she never let her hair touch her shoulders and constantly kept it short, having to cut it herself when her mother wouldn’t listen.

Since Thalia practically raised Jason (up until 2), she’s an expert diaper changer but also can pack anything into the smallest forms of bags and other things.  She’s really good at Christmas wrapping as well.

(note: can someone like, make a Lilo & Stitch AU for Thalia and Jason please??????)

Drew Tanaka

Drew’s isn’t taken care of by her father but instead her grandmother because her dad was unfit to take care of her.  With mental issues and potential threats of Drew’s safety, she was taken out of the home and custody was given to her grandmother.

She actually loves to just settle down at the end of the day and take off all her makeup and put up her hair into a messy bun and slip her bra off and just chill.  The days that she’s ‘sick’ and hidden from Camp or the world are the days that she just lays in bed and enjoys being alive.

Although a closed book, she’s very open with Will, Frank, Rachel, and Piper (especially after the war when they finally became friends).  She and Frank became unusual friends and bonded, similarly to Clarisse and Silena again.  Rachel and Drew don’t remember how they became friends but, they love it.

Drew became accepting that Silena was a hero and that she wasn’t a complete traitor.  She became accepting that love was love and that you should love everyone, especially her sister.

Panic! At The Disco is her SHIT.  She loves them so much and Brendon Urie is her fake boyfriend.  She can’t help but gush about him every so often.  She loves to sing to them while cleaning up the cabin but, she has ZERO musical talent soooooooo.

Drew’s eyes are naturally green but, she hates the colour so, using her mother’s power of altering beauty, she changes them everyday.  Sometimes, she’ll change them to green, just so that Will can check them properly when he’s doing physicals.

If you offer Drew squash or zucchini, she will never turn it down.  It’s her favourite food.  Like, ever.

(i also love drew which is why hers is so long, lol.)

Send me a character and I’ll give you 7(seven) different headcanons I have about them.

[princess-fuckrosa]

Hi!! Can I request a scenario or headcanon of Seven and the MC having a play fight / pillow fight turning hot and steamy? 🤭🤭🤭

Hiii Anon 💖 I loved writing this one, so I hope you'll like it too 💖

Welp I'm back! I needed a break but boi, it felt great. I started playing Cyberpunk 2077 and it is soooooooooooo cool, I can't even believe it. I will defienietly add it to my list, I can't wait to write something about the cybernatic babies too! ❤

Play fight / Pillow fight turning steamy with Seven

He loves it.

Play fight, pillow fight, getting steamy or not, he LOVES it.

Either way, it usually starts with something innocent. Doing house chores, watching a movie, working from home...

And he is not the only one who initiates it, you both know how to start the war. Oh, and when the game is on, there's no way to stop.

Imagine this: you just wanted to have a quiet night. You usually have active and playful dates with Seven, but today was busy, to say the least. Both of you are stressed and exhausted, so watching something on the TV with some popcorn sounds like a perfect idea tonight.

Well, it was pretty chill until someone got bored, and this time, it was not you.

You felt something hit your hair lightly, but since the TV show was interesting enough for you, you didn't think about it too much. You scratched your head and you just forgot about it the next second.

Until something hit you again, this time on your shoulder. You furrowed your brows as you look over to Seven. He was busy watching the screen with a focused look on his face, and you wouldn't even suspect anything fishy...

But he let out a seemingly amazed, but obviously fake humm, and that moment, it was over. You knew it was him. But, being a mischievous little shit just like him, you decided to play along.

You turned back to the TV, waiting for him to throw some popcorn at you, and as soon as he was ready to fire his attack, you blocked it and threw yourself onto him. You pushed down a pillow as you did that, but neither of you cared right now.

He let out a surprised yell as your battle begins.

You don't know if you caught him off guard, or he's just being generous for the sake of the game, you are able to pin him down on the couch by his wrists.

'Gyaaaah MC, not fair! That was an ambush!'

'Ambush?' you laughed, 'You were the one who catapulted bombs to my side!'

He was struggling under your hands, but you knew exactly that he could easily free himself if he wanted to. Something was fishy, but you decided to ignore that.

'To your side?! I thought we are on the SAME side!', he shouted with playful anger in his voice.

'Are you gonna just bend the knee for me or what?'

'Bending the knee??? Me?? Oh, ehm, oh...'

He started as he was trying to say something but then you saw his nose twitching like he was about to sneeze and his voice turned into a more serious tone.

'MC, actually, ehm, can you let me go for a second, I really have to sneeze'

He was SO convincing, you just let him go without a second thought, and...

That was your mistake.

He did scratch his nose, but in the next second, he broke your parley as he grabbed the pillow from the ground with lightspeed. You didn't even have time to block his attack, Seven hit you with the pillow and broke free at the same time.

You fell on the couch, and he climbed above you, now HE was the one who pinned YOU down.

'Now that was a jerk move.'

Seven just laughed. 'All's fair in love and war.'

For a moment, you just gazed into each other's eyes, and he couldn't help himself as his eyes shifted onto your chest as it continued to rise up and down.

First, it was just because of your play fight, but as he pinned you down, all the butterflies went to a wild ride in your stomach.

After a little while, your lipsed crash onto each other, and an entirely different battle started between the two of you.

He kissed down your neck as you pulled him closer, grabbing him by his shirt. He bit and sucked on your skin, and you whimpered, already feeling like a hot mess beneath him.

He pulled away to take off his shirt, and he threw it god knows where.

You looked up at him, and Seven leaned closer with a mischiveous smile.

'How about joining forces to explore together the undiscovered lands of the bedroom?'

You laughed as he kissed you again. 'You're such a dork.'

[bangtan-madi]

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Seven swears up and down, to that space station and back, that one of these days you’re going to kill yourself.

Or him.

I mean, he’s not the most responsible person on earth. Far from it, actually. He’s cheated death quite a few times, getting into those dangerous situations due to his own lack of awareness and self-control.

He can be a reckless maniac with a death wish, or at least that’s what you say.

But he’s never met someone quite as carefree, go with the flow, or devil-may-care as you. It’s not that you go out seeking these situations, but hey, when your boyfriend is an ex-secret agent, these things sort of happen anyway.

Right?

On the daily, he has to stare at you in shock as you carelessly drop things. Sometimes those things are breakable, sometimes they aren’t. When they are, Seven just rubs his temples and assists in cleaning up the mess.

“Sometimes I wonder how you made it this far, MC.”

To that, you grin widely at him.

“Isn’t it brilliant? I love it when that happens?”

“When what happens?”

“When I make you wonder, Sae. Confusion is a cute look on you!”

There was one day in particular that made Seven realize just how easy-going you were. He had just come back from one of his last missions, one that had unfortunately ended in a bad guy getting the end of his glock. Vanderwood had left it up to him to dispose of the body, so there he was, backing into his driveway with a body in the trunk.

Sure, Saeran was going to come to get it in the morning and take it far, far away, but still. Who has a body in their backyard overnight?

He thought you were asleep, but it turns out that you had woken up with the strangest sense that you should be eating sour patch kids. Why? Who knows. Life was like that with Seven.

When you saw him dragging the body in a black tarp towards the backyard, you tossed another piece of candy in your mouth and leaned against the door.

“Whatcha got there?”

Seven nearly dropped the body and turned to you in absolute shock.

“How long have you been standing there!”

“Long enough. And the correct answer is, ‘A smoothie!’”

Seven glanced down at the body bag, seeing that the head of the bad guy had slipped out from its covering. Much to his surprise, you weren’t phased at all.

“Um…babe, are you even a little surprised at my…cargo?”

“Not really. Want a sour patch kid?”

“Can you seriously think about candy after seeing a dead body?!”

“Oh, is he dead? Couldn’t tell if he was dead or knocked out. But, um, yes! When is there not a time to think about candy?”

Seven scoffed and grabbed the candy you tossed at him, catching it mid-air. In response, you shrugged.

“Same stuff as always. Want help hiding the body?”

Seven popped the sweet into his mouth and rolled his eyes.

“You’re something else, MC.”