#sewber asks

[sewbergamzee]

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((Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?))

Mmmmmmmmmmm yus.

Fortunately for me, I do have one particular person who can make me smile no matter what. They also make me cry quite often but that’s only because she is so far away that I cannot physically hold her and also cannot have a WWE style cage fight with her entire family. I really think I could take them all at the same time if I got the chance.

Anyone who’s followed me longer than a few weeks probably already knows of endless love and my public displays of affection towards @thevampirerose and I don’t see them going away in the future. Honestly she’s the kind of person who only shows up once in a life time and despite all my stubbornness (believe me, there’s a lot) she’s stuck with me even though she could have walked away any time.

I know that’s a long explanation for one question, but she’s worth a lot more than a simple “yes”.

[sewbergamzee]

anonymous letter: i dont actually remember following your blog but im glad i did. i feel like if i wasnt shy we could be friends. you seem like a cool person

No, anon, please--talk to me! I promise I am really not threatening. I’m not very good at keeping conversations going but I’m always down for meeting new people and making friends! Tell you what, if you’d like to talk to me but are nervous or shy just send me another ask off anon with any random tap of the keyboard or even just the period key. I’ll answer you privately and we can chat. ^^ Maybe we can even bond over a cooking lesson. We’ll make spaghetti! 

[sewbergamzee]

About Me: I am so kuwaii Gamzee XD :3 UwU :)

Mmmmmmmmm 6/10 I have never made half those faces in my life but because there’s the word “Gamzee” this very well could be me. the world may never know the difference. 

[sewbergamzee]

ABOUT ME: gamzee GAMZEE gamzee GAMZEE gamzee GAMZEE gamzee GAMZEE love that trash clown

This is so painfully accurate. I do. I’m a mess. But I do indeed love that trash clown. 10/10 accurate as hell. In fact, this could have been written be me. 

[sewbergamzee]

psst: i see the nice things you write in the tags of cute art. just letting you know youre just as nice and just as cute, this has been a psa

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[sewbergamzee]

Assumption: you are a tiny, adorable profiterole filled w/ raspberry&rose-flavored custard and dusted with shiny lilac decorating sugar

-narrows eyes- Yes. 

[sewbergamzee]

I got tagged by askamotherfuckinggodtier

Rules: tag 10 followers you want to get to know better.

Name: Stephanie Nickname: Um... Steph irl I guess, on here most just call me Sewbs or Sewber.  Birthday: May 10th Sign: Taurus Gender: Female Height: 5′8

Sexual orientation: It’s... it’s complicated. Just go with panaromantic ace.  Favourite color: Purple Time: 11:18 Average hours of sleep: Ha! Like 2 or 3.  Lucky numbers: 11 and 61 Last thing i googled: "Murder Gif” Words that comes to mind: Mahogany, naugahyde, fiddlesticks.

Happy place: In my room away from life's responsibilities.  Number of blankets i sleep under:  5 Favourite fictional characters: Gamzee MOTHERFUCKING Makara, Loki, Death the Kid, Zeke Asakura, and Alucard.  Favourite famous people: Vic Mignogna, Taylor Swift Celebrity crushes: Tom Hiddleston. 

Favourite books: Any of the “ghost story” type books.  Favourite band: Hm... Owl City. Last movie i saw: Insidious Chapter 3 Dream trip: 3 months of hitting all the comic conventions I want with unlimited money. Dream job: Writer /)v(\ What i am wearing atm: literally just a hero of rage hoodie. everything else is in the washer. I am alone and I am shameless today.  Next victims:   bloodyprinceofhell gamzee-is-a-cat clock-heart thevampirerose official-acedawg mirthfulmotherfuckingmessiah thesassylorax melancholysage 1000screaminggamzees sebdraws

[sewbergamzee]

Send me #’s to get a post about you.

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Oh my god you are so flipping adorable I cannot take it, you were supposed to send me a number you goober not just the # sign! I literally saw this and made a fangirl squee because you have no right being this adorable. 

You are one of the few people that I get on here looking forward to talking to. And for anyone who knows me, that’s a pretty big deal. You are one of--if not the--best person I have met on the site. Okay, I’ve met a lot of good people here, but honestly anyone who spends 1/2 as much time talking about Makara headcanons with me as you do falls into a special category. 

Your art is just holy crackers, it’s so good! And before you go all “ah, she’s just being nice” no. No I’m not. I am not a nice person. I am the cold factual hand of life but your art gives me starry Steven Universe eyes. 

You deserve more than what you have in life. I know sometimes life can be a (excuse this metaphor) bag of dicks, but people like you--exceptionally rare people like you--deserve the world. And now that I’ve taken this time to be mushy with you, I’m going to write a short smutty boop about the GHB for you.