Dec 29, 2019
Rotor: Ugh, dating.
Rotor: While you all mush your faces together, I'm going to break the laws of physics.
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Rotor: Ugh, dating.
Rotor: While you all mush your faces together, I'm going to break the laws of physics.
Rotor: I always hated it in high school when a history teacher would be like "Oh we can't be 100% certain if any historical figure was gay".
Rotor: Well then, by that logic, we can't be 100% certain if any historical figure was straight either.
Rotor: Yes I'm talking about JFK.
Rotor: HE WAS A TWINK!!
Sally: Of all the crazy things I have seen, THIS is the most worrying!!
Fiona: I love knitting needles. I can make a scarf. I can make a hat. I can stab someone’s eyes out. I can make a sweater
Tails: What was that middle part?
Fiona: I can make a hat
Shadow: Living with Rouge and Topaz is a nightmare They’re just...too gay.
Sonic: Too gay? What do you mean?
Shadow: Today, Rouge said “you look really hot. But no homo.” And 5 seconds later she yelled: “SIKE” and slapped Topaz’s ass.
*Looking at the broken coffee machine*:
Rotor: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad. I just want to know.
Sally: I did. I broke it-
Rotor: No. No you didn't. Sonic?
Sonic: Don't look at me. Look at Tails.
Tails: What? I didn't break it.
Sonic: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Tails: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Sonic: Suspicious.
Tails: No it's not!
Antoine: If it matters, probably not, but Fiona was the last one to use it.
Fiona: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Antoine: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Fiona: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that Antoine!
Sally: Ok, let's not fight! I broke it! Let me pay for it, Rotor.
Rotor: No! Who broke it?!
Sonic: Rotor... Bunnie's been awfully quiet.
Bunnie: Really?!
[everyone starts arguing]
Rotor [to the camera]: I broke it. I burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Amy: I don't follow rules, I follow dogs on social media!
*Women*:
Bunnie: I'm ugly...
All the other girls: No you're not!
*Men*:
Antoine: I'm ugly-
All the other guys: Yeah you are!
Sonic: I feel sorry for this guy!!
Rotor: OOOOHHHHHH!
Tails: HA!