#sfth headcanons

[attheendhello]

when titch came out to James when they were kids he was really nervous about being the odd one out in their community and being different and not good enough. james stayed up all night thinking about it and then bought him a collection of Percy Cunningsworth poetry and wrote on the first "to my little brother, I'm so glad you're my brother and there's nothing that will make that go away :) - J". titch keeps it on his bedside table and he reads a poem from it as his vows at his wedding

[reginald-fillibus]

Omg

Guys I've had an epiphany

Mary from murders in space invented the time portaloo.

I will be taking questions on the experts game.

[sams-opening-monolouge]

we love poetry headcanons bc i'm obsessed

- percy calls franklin my poet, franklin calls percy my poem

- percy begins educating franklin on things he never learned growing up (such as ostriches and the french), franklin takes detailed notes (sometimes it's just poems about percy and his voice)

- percy and angelina (the off-season) were in a book club together and after they started dating their respective guy, they all started getting together for tea like every week or so

- despite never being able to get married, percy and franklin had a 'wedding' and wear rings (percy's is silver and franklins is black)

- when he's not with percy or buttling, franklin is usually in the gardens or baking something

- percy can't cook at all, franklin is an amazing chef

- sometimes when he's focused on a poem or other task, percy unconsciously sticks his tongue out. franklin thinks it's super cute

- franklin hums or sings often when he's working and it's too quiet

- percy loves dad jokes, franklin loves puns

- percy can definitely tie his own bow tie, but he prefers when franklin does it (he started asking franklin for help with it when he first realized he had a crush on franklin)

- franklin fell first, percy fell harder

(that's all i have rn, pls tell me ur headcanons for them bc i need more perclin content)

[very-confused-alpaca]

i like to think ginny's last name is franco and she is jane franco's grandmother. how did their family get from america to sicily to britain in the span of two generations? who knows. but These Two Are Definitely Related

[roach-with-the-most]

Noticing a pattern where a lot of people appear to have one or a couple characters from SFTH that they've latched onto as Blorbo #1 with a mountain of headcanons and fanart to boot, and I'm curious to know who they are and why they picked them. Personally I'm obsessed with Sam's vampire slayer character (Ik the fandom call her Anna but I'm leaning towards calling her Sam as well to make it not at all confusing lol) and Esmeralda and Ybbob (and Annabutch but Thirsty Vamps has polluted my brain non stop), because I love Luke Womanning and Sam just kills me he plays a twilight fangirl way too well honestly. I fully intend on writing an entire backstory and hopefully fanfic for them in the relatively near future.

(this can also be about Roll From The Hip if your fave comes from Plagueground!)

[possibly-emu]

“We have company” = “shhh!! we can’t let anyone know we’re gay”

(it is in fact obvious to everyone)

[curioushabitforarivergod]

the hotel in france in the off season and the hotel in an assassins nightmare are in the same place, you can’t change my mind

[dereks-unrelenting-heart]

First headcanon for Were-Cowboys is that the only part of the story that was actually faked were the deaths involved. The werewolves such as Terrence do exist, Mr. Whitehouse just assumed that if one part was faked to trick him, then of course the werewolves were a part of that because he doesn't think they're real.