Grey: "Ugh! What the-" turns arounds to see his Doppleganger appear.
Olive: "My, my, my. It seems as if your minions need a bit more discipline. They completely ruined your suit" he gives a lazy smile.
Grey: Regains composure and tugs on destroyed suit, "don't think of me as simple to not know shadows of others. They are not mine, I assure you."
Olive: "Oh? Well, I will be sure to discipline them for their transgression" he glances at his nails in boredom. "Do not expect me to pay for the damages."
Grey: Smiles charmingly, "no need. You could not afford this suit. It is worth more than anything you own together. I doubt you can afford the button on the sleeves, let alone the jacket."
Olive:"Trying to rip me off in a false debt by acting as if that attire is not a cheap hand me down?"
Grey:"Heh, coming from someone who wears such a flimsy bathrobe for their wardrobe."
Olive:He scoffs and rolls is eyes, "as if I never heard that one before. Your insults lack substance.... makes me wonder if you are even trying."
Grey:"Was not much of an insult if everyone has to tell you that you are wearing a bathrobe. Do you not own anything anything else besides such filthy garments?" he lifts an eyebrow in curiosity.
Olive: He frowns an crosses his arms"I wear what I want and could care less what others think of me."
Grey: "I can see that. A slob thinks the same way. I would not be surprised if I were to see you down grade from a filthy bathrobe to a stained tank top and sweatpants. In fact, I see you are already displaying the symptom of the popular beer belly" he leans forward pretending to inspect the other shade.
Olive: "Know what I can see? I can see why you are wearing a suit made for corpses in funerals. You are just dying to be placed in a coffin."
Grey: He pulls back casually, "it's funny because you are the one with the skin of a corpse. I am the only one who color looks as if they are not dying" he gestured to his normal skin color.
Olive: "I would be most obliged in changing that so called little fact. A shade of grey would look lovely on you."
Grey: "So arrogant despite losing to a twelve year old named Donny" he cooed. "I would never even offered the winter boy Alex to join me."
Olive: "No wonder. Glad you never tried. You cannot even get simple names right. Do not start calling me by your wife's name."
Grey: "My wife? Which one? My most recent one is back where she belongs... in the kitchen."
Olive: "Yes. I heard about that. You are that stereotype father in the what 50s, 60s? Gone retro, and all its flaws in sexism and other things? No wonder they enjoy my company over you."
Grey: "That just shows how much a threat you lack to them. You are the Nightmare King and I am the Boogeyman."
Olive: "You? A threat? You call your Fearlings by numbers. You remember their numbers over normal names of even your enemies. I am surprised you remember to wear pants."
Grey: "At least I do wear pants" he pointed to the other's black robe and was given a sneer in response.
Olive: "I am most certainly wearing pants you ignorant blind uvula!" His fist clenched.
Grey: "Panty-hoes do not count as pants you female representation of a male" he sneered.
Olive: "I had heard you were delusional in your little attempt to play house. Might I suggest Toys R US, considering something such as Barbie might reach your standards of this perfect family."
Grey: "No thank you. I already have one for my new darkling child, and right now I am contemplating on getting her a new one since the previous set is somewhere the sun won't shine for you."
Olive: "Now you are giving sloppy threats. When you want to play an old jeezer, you really do a good job at it. Maybe you should leave my sight before I send you to meet your first attempt at a perfect family." He dissolves away.
Grey:"Funny! It's funny because you literally have no idea who my first family were. Oh, the irony of how ignorant you are with the past." He dissolves away.