#shake weight

[shiftythrifting]

Went to Goodwill today. Found this weird boardgame.

Some woodgrain headphones

Foam teeth??? A furry lampshade, a weird doll thing? (The limbs felt crunchy?) And a random shake weight still in its original packaging.

[mudwerks]

just biding our time

[lalalipuyofgulg]

Non-binary ads!

I miss non-binary ads. You know what's super offensive?

If I put my biological "age" and "gender" into the Disney plus app profile... (I just wanted to watch the Simpsons treehouse of horror episodes)

Well I got ads for menopause treatments, incontinence pads, "digital pregnancy tests" (as if anyone would want THAT in our current political climate).

I hate to sound like an old person here, but I would love to see some ads for the general public. I liked it when ads WEREN'T targeted according to THEIR bizarro version of what I want.

How about some liquor ads?

How about some ads for the new Gatorade flavor or the my-pillow, or something hilarious like the shake-weight? (Look it up! It's so funny!)

Nonbinary ads! I miss you!

Of course watching broadcast television is even more awful because it's all pharmaceutical ads geared towards the truly elderly..., So I guess it could always be worse.

Anyway, our society sure loves binary oppositions, huh?

Or, you know, they could actually use their much lauded algorithms to advertise dungeons and dragons products, or fantasy novels/memorabilia, or cosplay supplies to me.

That algorithm ain't shit.

[euesworld]

"Talking about beauty, you wouldn't realize what you do to me with every swoosh of your booty.."

Shake that ass, ooh ooh.. shake it like a shake weight - eUë

[helaheim]

how tumblr hasn’t taken advantage of this footage yet I do not understand. [x] Bonus:

[unforgottenuniverse]

Remember shake weights?

[smileandbeavillain]

[boxbusiness]

Hanzo getting a Shakeweight for Christmas...