if the Tarnished could seduce all shardbearers for their great runes (Bioware style)
Godrick: a terrible experience, really. he definitely grafted himself a bigger dick but he still sucks in bed. probably starts crying. you just kinda sneak off with the rune
Rennala: you have to do half a dozen sidequests to max her approval before you can even START the romance. then you have to go kick Radagon's arse and make him apologize. after that she finally gives you the rune. at least she's better than Godrick
Radahn: "are we fighting or fucking?" "YES" it will be very intense. the entire Redmane gang is cheering you on. you will probably die. also you're in a desert and we know the problem with sand. he will finally grant you his rune and you wonder if there is a single bone in your body that isn't broken. you know if the Arishok were romanceable? it's like that
Morgott: the most tsundere bitch you have ever encountered. he Greatly Disapproves every dialogue choice you make. he makes Morrigan look chill. he also has too much Guilt to actually fuck. once he finally admits he likes you he has a breakdown. very hard to romance but eventually pays off. ridiculously popular and he doesn't understand why.
Rykard: you have the wildest orgy you have ever experienced. he is the sole reason the game is rated M. he's very dtf but pick the wrong dialogue option and you are dinner. there is no guide on youtube because every video involving his romance gets flagged.
Mohg: very tough to romance. you have to do a whole overcomplicated questline to make him realize Miquella only wants him for his body, and not the way he thinks either. once he realizes the Tarnished is a better option, he is quite the passionate lover. also routinely gets flagged on youtube.
Malenia: you get a guaranteed STD. she has the unfortunate habit of waterfowling all over the bedroom and also phase transitioning in the middle of... activities, instantly oneshotting you. still a very popular romance option. the only way to cure the STD is to get grabbed by the Three Fingers.
Bonus
Maliketh: not romanceable in game but there are Forbiddén Mods (not on Nexus) (very 18+)
