what if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone like no scars or anything just flat skin and then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night and several days later you find out that for your entire life he had been sneaking into your room while you slept and sucking on your chest to make two gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be because you were born without them not for any sexual reason just so you would fit in
Nick: I'd be really concerned because my dad should be in prison.
Ellis: I ain't seen my dad since I was four. This is a weird ask, but Keith an' I once gave eachother extra nipples in the same sorta way, y'know like Harry styles has four nipples?
Nick: Ellis please shut up.
Coach: Dads been dead since I was thirty. Comes back to life every night. Doing the lords work.
Rochelle: My dad lives on the other side of the country. He comes all the way over here every night so my titties look normal. What a champ.
Louis: What kind of question even is this I-
Francis: My dads also in prison, man breaks out every night just to suck tibbies onto my chest. Good on him. Thanks pops.
Bill: My dad died when I was ten, not had nipples since.
Louis: Bill what the hell man-