if you’ve never read the wicked book you should. the amount of insane and hilarious shit that happens is absurd. it’s like a soap opera. elphaba having a son and everyone being like “elphaba this is your son take him with you” and she’s like “no he isn’t and also fuck you.” but then she takes him anyway. and kills anyone who’s rude to him. but is still like “i hate this dumb ass kid.” hilarious













