What Your Breed of Doodle Says About You
There are lots of different doodles out there, so what does your breed of doodle say about you? Are you a dumb, rich a-hole who doesnât actually like dogs so you bought a doodle instead, or are you something else? Letâs find out.
Youâre a dumb, rich a-hole who doesnât really like dogs.
Youâre a dumb, rich a-hole who doesnât really like dogs.
Youâre a dumb, rich a-hole who doesnât really like dogs, but you were one of the first ones to go in on the doodle craze so you can still tell yourself itâs because of your kidsâ allergies when really itâs because youâre terrible.
Youâre a dumb, rich a-hole who doesnât really like dogs but apparently likes the idea of some breeder named Trish from ownadoodle.com playing God in her laundry room
Youâre a dumb, rich a-hole who doesnât really like dogs so you got a doodle instead and itâs the worst trained animal thatâs ever existed and despite looking like a muppet itâs an actual menace to the neighborhood, as if Snuffleupagus was on the all-carnivore diet. You didnât understand poodles are actually pretty gnarly, aggressive animals and you probably never will until Charleston eats your kidâs pet rabbit.Â
Youâre a dumb, rich a-hole who doesnât really like dogs, and in your house you believe love is love, science is real, and your homeâs property values are the only thing in the world that actually matter
Youâre a dumb, rich a-hole who doesnât really like dogs and you know you could have and should have rescued a real dog instead but deep down you know you are physically soft and mentally weak
Maltipoo/Cockapoo/Cavapoo
Youâre a dumb, rich a-hole who doesnât really like dogs and you tell people you live in the city when youâre three hours away because youâre the kind of person who would inflict a name that ends with poo on a living creature.
Youâre a dumb, rich a-hole who doesnât really like dogs, but honestly youâre one of the worst ones because a Wheaton Terrier was not gentrified enough for you so you had to go and subject it to the doodle craze
It turns out youâre a dumb, rich a-hole who doesnât really like dogs.
So thatâs it! Well, not really: there are like 40,000 other doodle breeds being created every second, but that covers the main ones. Hope you enjoyed reading about what your breed of doodle says about you. See you in hell!What Your Breed of Doodle Says About You