#schnoodle

[cacartoon]

Behold

✨ The Schnoodle ✨

[spawksstuff]

Excerpt from Letters to Star Trek by Susan Sackett 1977

[wildersucht]

TELL ME THAT THEY AIN’T CUTE AND CARRYING AND I WILL SMACK YA🥺❤️

[iheartvmt]

I just realized I never introduced my newest beastie on this blog, other than a passing mention in the hawk shenanigans!

She is 1 year old, 13#s, and supposedly a "corgipoo." I've even got papers from her previous owner to prove it!

 Anyway, this is what she looks like now:

...I don't see any corgi, do y'all? 🤣

From her behavior, Doc and I guess she's actually a poodle/terrier (most likely schnauzer) mix. My mom thinks she's just a badly bred poodle. Maybe she's secretly a muppet 🤷 For Christmas I might ask for one of those doggie DNA tests. 

Anyway, I was not planning on getting a poodle or any mix thereof (I wanted another hound or beagle), but my former coworker was rehoming her for a family member who wasn't giving her the care she needed, and she knows I'm a sucker lol

Rin's a little monster but a lot of fun and I love her already! So does my uncle's dog, Oreo :3 

[noodle9955]

when the special interest so special you reference it everywhere

I love nuace....lmao lmao. might be one of the only nuace shippers on this site

[bryanevansdufflists]

What Your Breed of Doodle Says About You

There are lots of different doodles out there, so what does your breed of doodle say about you? Are you a dumb, rich a-hole who doesn’t actually like dogs so you bought a doodle instead, or are you something else? Let’s find out.

Schnoodle

You’re a dumb, rich a-hole who doesn’t really like dogs.

Aussiedoodle

You’re a dumb, rich a-hole who doesn’t really like dogs.

Labradoodle

You’re a dumb, rich a-hole who doesn’t really like dogs, but you were one of the first ones to go in on the doodle craze so you can still tell yourself it’s because of your kids’ allergies when really it’s because you’re terrible.

Irishdoodle

You’re a dumb, rich a-hole who doesn’t really like dogs but apparently likes the idea of some breeder named Trish from ownadoodle.com playing God in her laundry room

Goldendoodle

You’re a dumb, rich a-hole who doesn’t really like dogs so you got a doodle instead and it’s the worst trained animal that’s ever existed and despite looking like a muppet it’s an actual menace to the neighborhood, as if Snuffleupagus was on the all-carnivore diet. You didn’t understand poodles are actually pretty gnarly, aggressive animals and you probably never will until Charleston eats your kid’s pet rabbit. 

Bernedoodle

You’re a dumb, rich a-hole who doesn’t really like dogs, and in your house you believe love is love, science is real, and your home’s property values are the only thing in the world that actually matter

Sheepadoodle

You’re a dumb, rich a-hole who doesn’t really like dogs and you know you could have and should have rescued a real dog instead but deep down you know you are physically soft and mentally weak

Maltipoo/Cockapoo/Cavapoo

You’re a dumb, rich a-hole who doesn’t really like dogs and you tell people you live in the city when you’re three hours away because you’re the kind of person who would inflict a name that ends with poo on a living creature.

Whoodle

You’re a dumb, rich a-hole who doesn’t really like dogs, but honestly you’re one of the worst ones because a Wheaton Terrier was not gentrified enough for you so you had to go and subject it to the doodle craze

Boxerdoodle

It turns out you’re a dumb, rich a-hole who doesn’t really like dogs.

So that’s it! Well, not really: there are like 40,000 other doodle breeds being created every second, but that covers the main ones. Hope you enjoyed reading about what your breed of doodle says about you. See you in hell!What Your Breed of Doodle Says About You

[t3acupz]

Hugh Dancy’s dog Weegee 🖤

[sorchathered]

Good morning from my little angel boy ❤️