cheetahs have the fastest land speed of any living animal

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cheetahs have the fastest land speed of any living animal
See what I mean about their voice acting? They mimic each other's in-character vocal inflections perfectly.
Harvey Dent by ofossart
Can I just say I LOVE that Roy refuses to use a whistle and simply shouts “WHISTLE” instead?
Your recent Alutegra smutfest list got me thinking...
I LOVE the master/servant dynamic between Alucard and Integra. Femdom? Love it. Eldritch horror simping for his lady boss? Incredible.
But! Just once, I'd love to read a fic where we get to see the roles reversed just a little. Integra has a LOT of responsibility. Lots of pressure to deal with. I could reasonably see this lady saying "you know what may be nice? Not having to worry about anything. Not having to think. Let someone else do that shit for once" and letting Alucard have the reigns for one night.
The potential! Possible angst? Alucard having very conflicting feelings about getting to call the shots but also verrryyyy in to it? Integra getting a thrill from loss of control? (A consensual loss of control, to clarify.)
I know it would be a stretch, but hot damn, it could be amazing.
Hi Anon, i sincerely apologize for the delay but ultimately it was your fault because my ovaries exploded reading your ask and it took a while to recover lolol
lord have mercy this is a stellar smut prompt because as you say, despite it being the opposite of the norm for them it is somehow so PERFECT for them (well, ignoring that canonical bit where she could no longer be a vampire I WANT THEM TOGETHER FOREVER SHUT UP).
I also think it wouldnt be too OOC for Integra- i mean, she already shamelessly uses Alucard as a weapon of mass destruction for her own goals, so why would using him as a sex toy stress relief be outside the realm of possibility, at least in my slutty opinion.
also anon im ngl- i mentioned this in a previous ask, but i have been dabbling with the idea of writing an alutegra smut fic for years, and this exact premise is very much within the (very thin) plotline of that story LOL. i dunno if i'll ever do it tho, i envisioned it being a mini-multichapter fic but who has the time for those?? Also, my other WIPs 😭
Anyway im going to tag this ask in the hopes that it will inspire this coveted smut fic or if anyone knows if this already exists pls share- and at the very least let your smutty genius be known!!!
*oh and if anyone is curious this is the smutfest anon is referencing
hey so fuck Greater Boston for imagining a world where The Bright Sessions, Ars Paradoxica, and Wolf 359 are hit Netflix series because god do I wish
Probably the best joke I didn’t get as a kid wasn’t even a dirty adult one; it was one from this book of school reports for fictional characters. One of which is St. Peter writing to I don’t even know, God perhaps? To notify that the Devil is henceforth expelled from heaven; the final straw being when he kills one of the friendly sea creatures living in the school pond, extracts the creature’s molars, and eats them for his supper.
Enough! The Devil is expelled! Let him go where there are others of his ilk - where there is much whaling and gnoshing of teeth.
It amazes me till no end that this started just with a prompt... This is one of the realest, devastating and greatest stories on the fandom, and I can't imagine the day that ends...
Great, great job, as always!