Spill the color war video 👀
Lol basically the seniors were assigned to make a tourist video of the Western Wall (aka the HOLIEST site in Judaism) as part of a video competition for color war (I went to a Jewish high school so yeah some of the color war events had Jewish themes). What else were a group of Jewish teenagers supposed to do except get one of my friends who’s very gay, could do a very good sultry, sensual type of voice, and have him narrate over slow-mo close-ups of guys putting on tefillin and praying at the Wall as he says shit like “Oooh yeah daddy, wrap that leather” and “Mmmmmm rock me up that wallll” and “I’ll come and pray with you”. This was then of course broadcast in front of the entire school, to the mortification of all our teachers and faculty.

















