Aug 28, 2024
Your opponent just fielded a new opponent and you're down in the polls. You have just been reindicted on a superceding charge by a federal grand jury. You're bleeding support. Quick! What do you do?
A: Reestablish your core values as a candidate
B: Pander to your donors
C: Work behind the scenes to sway election officials and senators to do your dirty work
D: Ask daddy Putin for more troll farms
E: Post your first video in weeks on your platform hawking MTG:Arena style digital trading cards for $100 each, where if you spend $1500 you get one physical card of you "holding a bitcoin," (wording taken from the video)
