#shit at work

[itsnotokaytobeokay]

I do NOT give a fuck I WILL take a shit at work

[memes-saved-me]

I started making something and I've had such a long day I really can't be bothered

[frostbitepandaaaaa]

this dude I work with would not stop making the dumbest jokes all night. teasing, i said “dude, you gotta stop” and he just shrugged looked sadly at the floor and said “i can’t. i’m just so stupid” and i felt that in my bones.

[ferrum-animam]

Tonight at work: It was near the end of my shift, I was just finishing up changing all the bins in the residential part of the hotel. In the loft lobby a rather stressed looking woman and her three kids were waiting impatiently ( I had one locked off for my use while I moved all the crap around the hotel). As I walked away, the toddler and middle child were being loud and trying to get her attention. As I was getting to the end of the hall the mother turned around and I shit you not said: "Listen, mummy's had just about enough of this. I wanna go up stairs and relax, I've had enough of children time." Like god damn Hun. Your day must've been long.

[chaosprince-apollo]

You know what would be great stress relief? Being able to turn into a dragon and eat people

Shit my co-worker said with a completely serious face

[itsnotokaytobeokay]

Ladies and gentlemen my ✨job✨

[sleebyshrub]

i work at a grocery store, please enjoy a quick list of things people have bought that baffle me

-six dozen eggs. we're starting off strong

-12 pounds of yogurt

-15 bananas

-a bag of organic red onions, and 12 conventional red onions. i dont understand why they wanted both

-a singular carmel, like the ones at the cash register, this was for a delivery order

-four large watermelons

-a shit tone of oranges