Nov 25, 2025
Every day since I made it a few months ago my sisters abuse my homemade Desmond Sycamore cutout. Every day they pick him up and kiss him and squeeze his non-existent ass and talk about how big it is. But sometimes they brush his cardboard hair and pretend to do his makeup. Or fart on him. Or "put him to bed" when I'm not using my bed. Whenever we make him talk his voice is really high pitched, soft and girly. He usually only replies with "yes" or "no" even when it's not a yes or no question. Sometimes he falls over and conveniently falls in a way so his flat ass is in the air. #SaveDesmond
