LAYTON YOU ASSWIPE!!!

Hi!!! Welcome to my blog. My main interests are Star Trek, Halo, RvB, and Professor Layton. Mainly I reblog stuff but I'm trying to post more of my own art and projects!! 🐌🐛🌷 Also, I'm 16 so please don't be weird. NSFW DNI!!!

[secksyhurdygurdy]

Send me asks if you want me to draw something!! :) I'll mainly draw Professor Layton stuff since that's what I'm familiar with, but also maybe some Halo

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He is rooting for his nemesis

✨Vote Doof ✨ for Tumblr Sexyman 2026

@mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

[drax-the-vampire-king]

who are you?

the one

background character #42

a monster (affectionate)

a monster (derogatory)

what are you a cop?

Tumblr user

Answer 7

person who pushed a button

group therapist

monster fucker

fangirl

unknowable

Remaining time: 6 days 16 hours

Remaking my favorite poll because I can.

[lexintothenex]

Biblically accurate Luke Triton

[hotsaucewmilk]

Happy 4th of July to my favorite pure blooded red white and blue American yeehaw hot dog and ham butger

“I’m not the actor”

“Did you just say burger?”

#americanmoment #top5drewamericaburgermoments

i dont go here... where am i.....

oh-- oh a free hawt dawg? thanx i guess...

[wolfythewitch]

Doodles

[wolfythewitch]

Doodles

[justkillingthyme]

[secksyhurdygurdy]

I think... Maybe. . I'm a little gay... Just a little bit.. I saw a really pretty lady today and my heart was pounding. I'm so embarrassed

[probablyapinecone]

hey everyone check out my crackship #mycrackship

[bill-cipher-offical]

YOU'VE GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME

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I wish I had the power to make the Phineas and Ferb tag trend again

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[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

No no I’m pretty sure a mysterious force controls it

[ai-slop-weather-report]

Weather report for July 3rd, 2026.

[lesiasmadness]

Fucked up creature... release him...

[dogpuppy]

Yeah you guys can send me yourgrocery lists I’d love that

[sexygaywizard]

FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗

[kaban-bang]

[onlymagpie]

errr bunch of sketches as I figure out how to draw them

[foulserpent]

AMAZING ANIMALS BIOLOGY FUN FACTS

”Jesus Christ, what is that?”

”How is it alive?”

"What does it want?"

”Will it hurt me?”

”Will it hurt my children?”

It's only natural to ask questions like this when encountering such a disgusting creature, but rest assured- it's quite harmless!

Meet the hampter.

Hammers are Europe's largest species of insect. They are mostly found in plains, mountains, parking lots, underpasses, the savannah, landfills, trees, and shurbs. They are heavily endangered because they are too stupid to drink water if it's not in a water bottle manufactured for small animals. But evolution has produced a remarkable solution: a female hamper can lay thousands of eggs every day! Most of her young will die of dehydration, but the sheer numbers of hamspers makes it inevitable that at least some will find a water bottle and thus survive to sexual maturity.

Hapster biologist Dr. Lexapro Beaufort said in an interview, "I know of them. They like to sniff around in the dirt for seeds and grass and discarded cigarettes. They like to dig holes in the ground. They were not created by the same God that created everything else."

They can even be kept as pets! One proud hamser mommy had this to say. "Yeah, mine is named Keith and he fucking sucks. He just hides in a hole and only comes out when he hears me rattling my adderall prescription."

Wow! Truly the hater is the fascinating creature of planet earth.