#shitpost asks

[astros-nightmare]

Achoo

*everyone (including mod) flies away from the sneeze*

(Shitpost asks lmao)

Gigi: WAH!

Toodles: EEK!!

Rodger: woah—!

Yatta: BLESS YOU

Vain: AUFH

(And mod flies away bc my persona is literally purple gas😭)

[asterrioxs]

*explodes your cap with mind*

OH MY GOD YOU FUCKING EXPLODED THE CAP NO

[aimeelouart]

Can't get over impostor tanuki because i am 100% certain that Rufus would be a crewmate but he's purposely covering for Tanuki Cloud. Genesis: I literally saw Tanuki kill someone right in front of me. Rufus saw, he was with me! Rufus: I didn't see shit. Gen sus

Accurate.

[fuck-you-showerthoughts]

You have feet? Blocked

[papurrcat]

that last post was so dumb i fuckin love it i lov u

Gotta love shitposting 🥰

[confessingunusannus]

Oooh how about Wilford and Dark headcanons?

my own headcanons: dark is actually a good guy who’s trying to protect you from Actor

dark is very good with kids (although he’ll never admit it)

he’s also very trustworthy once you get to know him more. he also sings to himself in the void

i don’t have many hcs for wilford, i’ve never really been too invested in him as i am the others. but i imagine he’s a great artist! and he paints a lot. his fingertips are stained all sorts of new colors every day

also idk why but i like to believe he can see more colors than most of us. he also has synesthesia.

[naturestarstruck]

Megaman Chat Asks

Here are some scenario that you guys can ask me to do and I will make a chat fic out of these senario.

📢 - there's a roll call as Axl eats some food out of the fridge when Signas call out his name.

♨️ - Rock meets the Four Guardians

🔪 - Vile takes Dr. Wily hostage and threatens Zero with killing his creator unless he goes Maverick.

💋 - X and Zero Kiss in front of vile as Zero comments on Vile's inability to find love.

🌐- Bass comments about Zero and Zero heard him. To which Bass retracts his statement

♀️ - Cyber-elf X reacts to Zero being turned into a girl.

[aimeelouart]

The offended face on Gen omg XD

Pretty sure if Cloud weren't a child and Angeal wouldn't scold him he would absolutely throw hands at that point