Yknow what would be even funnier than giving in to WillxFrankie ships and cockblocking Bernie?
It's writing pages of build up of how Bernie feels about Willie but when she finally gets to see him again, she finds out that the real reason why he left the campus wasn't to protect her and Alex but to protect his true love the 60yo Lunch lady Mrs Susan.
Alex and Bernie: "THE LUNCH LADY?!?!?"
Willie: "she's just so nice to me she even throws in extra curly fries and ranch for me, free with no charge!" He says, griping his shirt. A single tear runs down his face
Entity and Jack are just dying of laughter and disbelief in the background.
And the funnest part is that now both Frankie and Bernie are cockblocked by this fat redneck bastard.
Nah, I was thinking it would be funny if Willie didn't actually like her (he doesnt hate her or non just he doesnt know she exists while shes over here daydreaming about him) and the real reason was that he needed to leave to protect the lives of his classmates. Jack was picking em off along with lurkers coming onto school grounds.