#shitpost tag.

[lifeforms]

@showtal

[tojida]

Toji deadass thought the universe finally threw him a bone .... reaches down to grab a $100 off the sidewalk & his fingers hit nothing but concrete. …just a stupid, hyper-realistic chalk drawing. He stared at it, jaw tight, like he was deciding whether to fight the pavement or the artist.

[purificr]

“ anyway, what’s gay pride day? what are they proud of? ”

[dikiyvter]

       the only and only tier chart you will ever need, brought to u by me and @melodicbreeze​

[caobengen]

       If Zhongli has problems w/ ppl ignoring him when he says shit abt Rex Lapis/Morax just imagine Ku Shen tryna mention Guizhong’s son only to get a resounding “she never had any children” and he’s just stuck sitting there like

[faespring]

aha no babe don't shoot me you're so sexy aha 😜

❛    so are you.         you'd make a very sexy deer kebob.    ❜

[wxrldkillerarchive]

[fatexbound]

Arsene, waking Akira up: Bonjour, mon fils! It's time to get up and get out there! No more hiding under the blankets or your coffee will get cold. Come on.

Captain Kidd, waking Ryuji up: TIS TIME TO CONQUER THE SEVEN SEAS, ME LAD. WAKE UP AND SMELL THE AIR OF NOT YET FREEDOM, BUT DON'T YE EVER GIVE UP ON YER DREAMS! I'D PLAY YE ME HOME'S ANTHEM IF I COULD.