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hi neil gaiman oppa

how would you pronounce xitter?? is it shitter or sitter

I’d pronounce the X in the Chinese fashion, as a Sh sound.

It's about fucking time the EU does something to restrict this guy. He's a danger to democracy and isn't even trying to hide it.

earlier today at work there was a like Really important rental I'd be handling later and at one point went to go move the car closer to the door. and on the way there I had an anxiety thought of like "what if you need to fart and you get in the driver's seat and fart and shit your pants and stain the drivers seat and then everyone will know you fart in the cars"

and I was like ????? HUH I don't even have to fart Or shit

and then my guts were like well actually, in response to the brief panic reaction thst gave you, we Have decided to get those bowels going

#guts tag #ibs #shitter