#shitty advice

[problemxchild]

I just love giving advice to ppl like yeah let me ruin your life a different way this is exciting

[antecedent-ing]

A friend recently told me that I don't have to worry about what other people think of me, cause they don't.

She paused, and then added,

They have a life, unlike you!

I must admit, it felt good and bad at the same time.

[deadopossom]

Shitty advice!

If its on the ground its up for grabs

[swampcreeture]

Send me an ask about a problem you're having and I'll give you the shittiest advice, 100% guaranteed awful advice

[letters-from-alex]

Don’t forget-- if you’re going through a lot and just want someone to listen, I am here to listen and I am also here to tell you what you need to hear and not what you want to hear. You are loved. You matter. And you are not alone in this.

[bobcat-pie]

Stalagmites are called stalagmites because if you put them on the ceiling, they mite fall down. Stalactites are called stalactites because ...

You can put a pair of tights on them without the tights having to be upside down

“lactite” sounds like “lactate” and some stalactites look like hanging tiddies if you squint

They’re higher up. Kind of like how titans are taller. Titans/tites. See it?

They descend from the latin word stalactites, which descended from the greek word stalaktos, which came from stalassein, meaning “to drip.”

The first recorded speleologists were twins named Mite and Tite, they each wanted to name a speleothem after themselves. But Tite was a very good basketball player, and so was able to jump up and slap his name’s label onto a stalactite before Mite could get a stepladder for himself.

Mite was actually the basketball player, but he was as dumb as the rocks he liked looking at, and when he slapped the stalactite with his label, it actually fell down from the ceiling. Tite swooped in and labeled it before Mite could get his bearings. 

Mites are small and therefore lower down. Stalagmites are lower down. Stalactites, being the opposite of stalagmites, are of course higher up.

[veryfalsedictations]

[revolutionarykoolaid]

You want anon rants about someone we love?? Say no more. I am in love with a girl. She's incredible. She's compassionate, thoughtful, fucking brilliant, so goddamn funny, unbelievably kind, & absolutely beautiful. She makes my heart race & my stomach flutter & I am a mess when she messages me. We're online friends & I'm afraid the distance is too much. Fucked over by geography. So I don't pursue anything b/c she doesn't want a LDR. But she's amazing. I am so lucky to have her in my life. -🌻

well shit, i hope y’all figure something out. you seem to really care for her, but distance definitely is a more than valid reason for not pursuing something deeper. hopefully y’all can continue to grow your friendship, and if/when it’s right, y’all might even find yourself in the same place.