#shitty cryptids

[superbeans89]

Giantess who wears a shirt saying ‘you must be this tall <- to ride’

[totally-cis-offical]

Imagine a world in which there is just like a guy who speaks every language. No one knows where they came from. But they say they’re “omnilingual” and they can speak every language so far.

Archaeologists show them tablets in the language no one can translate and they seem to read it fine

[dizzyfizzyizzy]

Advent calendar where you get one bullet every day for 24 days. On Christmas you get the gun

[fruitcakebro]

I'm working on becoming a local cryptid, just via distributing baked goods.

I appear out of nowhere, muffins in hand.

"Hello. You are alive, and nearby. Would you like a muffin?"

I see the fear or the joy in their eyes. Sometimes both.

I show up on doorsteps, and to the random passers-by.

I tell nothing of who I am, only the muffins I bear.

I am the muffin man.

Would you like a muffin?

[verynerdybitch]

Shitty crypid ideas

A three headed radio and tv headed creature. Each head is named malewife, mansplain, manwhore. They wear a sparkley tuxs and boa. Each head sounds like JTMusic, Dan bull and The stupendium (which one is which ill let tumblr decide)

[fruity-cryptid]

Hi :D

Pls

[ailingwriter]

Legasus.

A pegasus with legs instead of wings.

[badcryptids]

footman (guy who is just a foot)