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•Sayonara fuckers *evaporates* •if you know me no you don’t •Local Gender-fluid Bicon (Any pronouns/mirror pronouns) •If your a terf/exclusionist/map/other typical DNI things, fuck off :) •what happens on this blog stays on this blog •18+ bc I’m an adult who posts about my adult life •this is basically just a journal to me

[dizzyfizzyizzy]

None of my posts reflect the opinions of my employer, they could never be as funny as I am

[dizzyfizzyizzy]

I’m so in love with her

[notsodailysmajor]

Empires destiny duo?

Day 16

I did a little gif this time because I love a Deal with Destiny a lot! (≧▽≦)

I hope this is the right duo ⊙︿⊙. I'm so sorry if this is the wrong duo o(╥﹏╥)o.

[justcatposts]

My 11-month male cat lets my foster kittens nurse on him.

(Source)

[nitewrighter]

[frankierohugejorts]

im sorry these are the funniest tags ive ever seen

[fancy-letter-rectangle]

I kis u

Smorch 💋

my 🥳 body 💃 is a machine 🤖 that 🙏 turns ↩️ unkissed 🚫💋 wife 🙍 into kissed 💏 wife

[the-irreverend]

The GOAT

[dizzyfizzyizzy]

I feel like the obvious solution to the Krusie vs Suselle shipping wars is polyamory idk

[socialmaya]

[dalenthas]

I love that this joke works in English even though it's not written in English.

[strange-aeons]

during pride month??????

[strange-aeons]

Great news: after being banned from Night Power Tools, my wife has taken up whittling and is making me a spoon

[strange-aeons]

Finished spoon!

[lostinhistory]

[fouroclockwren]

YES OMG BRÜNNHILDE

[official-library-posts]

official library post

[thetursithan]

Ah these children who always create problems for poor mothers....

[purlturtle]

Let's hold up traffic with mama!

[fangirlinginleatherboots]

things i did that forced me to be a better artist:

used a reference for everything

thinner line art (you think thats thin? go thinner….)

sketch, then do a cleaner sketch, THEN start finalizing

THUMBNAILS

color research, picking a set palette or light/dark for each work

you like that pose? redo it one more time

USE A DAMN REFERENCE

do not rely on stylization as an excuse for anatomy

draw the goddamn background you coward

just draw the hand- a bad hand is better than a hidden hand

the rule of thirds WORKS

take a considerable break between sketch and lines/paint

know that art takes longer as you get better at it

draw the seams on clothes

stop aiming for accuracy and focus on fluidity and motion, accuracy will come with practice of those two concepts

just…do the chiaroscuro. just DO IT. no excuses it always works

stop making excuses, make yourself an art schedule/set weekly(or daily) art goals and just DO IT.

[zenkovva]

“draw the goddamn background you coward“

[deathtofun]

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

[regularlesbian]

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

[villainessbian]

*screams of a witch burning at the stake*

THOU ART CURRENTLY LISTENING TO

*Gregorian chanting*

13.21

*leper bell ringing*

HIGH MEDIAEVAL FM

*recording of John Lackland sobbing as he signs the Magna Carta*

WHENCE COMETH NAUGHT BUT LITURGIES

LITURGIES

AND MORE LITURGIES

*Templar knights praying out loud*

THIS ISN’T THY GRANDMOTHERES STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

[maja-paja]

[dizzyfizzyizzy]

Saw a film twitter user with ‼️ODYSSEY SPOILERS‼️ in their display name and i appreciate the sentiment but the odyssey (the story) has been out for 3,000 years

[dizzyfizzyizzy]

The Odyssey can never be truly re-created. It can only be re-told again and again and again until it becomes a stranger to its original words

[jhelp-the-fig]

can I say something.

I actually do not give an actual fuck about (most of) the perceived inaccuracies and adaptive flourishes of Nolan's Odyssey and I think that some of you need to understand that stories can be good even if they are changed to fit a different thematic structure. I simply do not care about perceived mischaracterizations of one of history's oldest blorbos: Idgaf that it didn't include the Nobody detail when Odysseus' connection to the gods is tenuous and his sponsor god/the personification of his guilt wears the face of an innocent murdered as a result of his violations. His defining character traits are established much differently, and in my opinion, serve the medium far better. I think that some of you need to stop the rehash and enjoy a piece of art that claims inspiration, not accuracy.

also the whinging about these kinds of adaptive details is kind of like christians getting upset about jesus christ superstar.