#shitty headcanons

[faceless-dude]

[fuckitpossumorb]

I think we should take Pyke’s time doing hits for the society to the most ridiculous extremes. It should be like a five from the umbrella academy situation were he was involved in some actual horrific historic events and just never brings it up.

The crew is watching a true crime documentary about the death of some important politician or something and they’re all discussing the theories, was it an inside job? Was the person they took in the real culprit or someone else? Etc, etc.

Meanwhile Pyke is sitting on the couch thinking this sounds awfully familiar, thinking maybe it’s similar to some comic he read when he suddenly realizes “oh. I did that. That was me I did that” and just looks at the rest of the crew discussing the theory of “a secret society of elites wanted them dead” and saying thats stupid.

[vie-of-the-void]

s4 jon listens to phoebe bridgers

[kooumie]

The idea of Judai having a low body temperature always stuck with me, it just makes sense even tho there’s very little material in the actual show to back that up. What can be backed up tho is him being abnormally light(I’m talking like 20-15kg<) which explains why he’s able to fall from great heights without being hurt and is able to perform otherwise difficult acrobatics very easily. And just to clarify if I’m specifically referring to post s3 Judai.

[freebakeryfireroad]

more of my headcanons/theory

[syraxxxx]

He would definitely piss the bed sometimes

[haumeazzz]

Uhhhh i'm a big fan of the Tweek and Kenny cousin hc so here's some extra headcanons for them (including Kevin M and Karen)

They hide the fact they're cousins because they aren't fans of being cousins

Tweek and Kevin have a small cousin rivalry for some stupid reason

All the McCormick cousins picked up a job a Tweek Bros at one point

Tweek got mad at Karen once because she participated in drawing creek yaoi (it literally wasn't even like THAT) they were both crying at the end

(Add on to the coffee shop jobs) Mr. and Mrs. Tweak convinced/made the McCormick children get a job at Tweek Bros once they were the legal working age (felt like bolding that for some reason)

Tweek is older than Kenny by a few months but gives him absolute shit for it

They aren't too close in all honesty

[ninootny]

the fact gary makes 2999 versions of his machines before getting something that works well aka the 3000??? DOES THAT MEAN HE MADE 3000 SLICE OF CHEESE TO MAKE HIS CHEESE 3000???

also I wonder if 3000 isn't just a lucky number at this point and he would just like rename a machine "3000" even if it was like the 3001th test just to get the 3000 swag (or just he made less tests than 3000 and it works so he names the invention [insert name]3000, if he really did 3000 slice of cheese i-)

anyway gn it's 5am kiss kiss on the blue nerdy penguin bald head mwah mwah