#shitty roommates

[prognosis-undiagnosable]

TW: Vent

Love my friend but she is so shit at giving advice through text.

This it why I should just stick to the status quo, stay in my lane. Tumblr vent post just satiate that screaming need... well and also a blasting music jam session but ye

Fuck my roommates they all suck. They have a guest that stayed the night stole my soap dispenser and put it on their side. (There's 2 sinks.) But they used our sink. Like WHAT? Not to mention the passive aggressive bullshit of over sending information already given. Like we were so chill about it. Like hey maybe don't bring a stranger into the apartment to stay the night WITHOUT TELLING US. BUT NOOOOO THAT'S TOO MUCH FOR THEM.

Now they passive aggressive text in the group chat like this gem

"Once again, my friend is staying over tonight she is sleeping in the living room"

Like am I crazy or saying "Once again" is passive aggressive.

I feel like I'm going insane.

They had to have told them that which is our sink. There's no way they didn't.

I feel like I'm going insane. It's proper roommate etiquette to assume that if THEY have someone over they are going to be using THeir stuff on their side. Am I crazy for that?

Bro, I haven't even stepped outside at any time the guest has been here, but them sending that "once again" text in the middle of them already being here? Like both of them know that I don't ever really leave the apartment and my fucken lights are on in my room tonight so am I crazy for thinking the "once again" message was a pointed intentional passive aggressive diss?

Whatever I don't care anymore. I hope they get chemical burns /irritated skin from using the rigged soap dispenser because WE HAD TO HIDE OUR OTHER SOAP DISPENSER because they wouldn't stop using ours even after telling them politely to use their own and use their own sink. LIKE BRO IT'S NOT THAT FUCKEN HARD

[literalzipfile]

i love learning about other people's roommate woes like yeah that shits fucked but damn if it isnt entertaining to talk shit

[despicablenotions]

Me: *calmly explaining to dorm staff that I'm irritated because my roommate isn't doing anything to help make sure our room is passing inspections*

Dorm staff: *demeaning me and invalidating my feelings saying "well maybe if you tried harder to finish all the 18 different things you're expected to do to the room every morning you wouldn't have failed inspection"*

Me: *calmly explaining that it's hard to do every single room chore in the morning by myself while my roommate does literally nothing, he just gets dressed, makes his bed half-assed(which I get held accountable for) brushes his teeth(leaving toothpaste in the sink btw) and leaves*

Dorm staff: *once again invalidating me and even interrupting me while I'm talking to shut down my feelings saying "well clearly you're not doing everything because if you were your room would have passed*

Me, getting irritated now and interrupting staff: *slightly less calm now, explaining that it's impossible for me to do every single chore in the morning by myself and I shouldn't be held accountable for the fact that my roommate just sits on the phone with his girlfriend in the mornings after waking up 10 minutes before we need to leave dorms and leaves me to do every single chore*

Dorm staff, who, reminder, interrupted me earlier: are you going to let me finish my thought or are you going to interrupt me again

Me: *internal screaming*

[demonicdragoncat]

I swear to fucking god I have terrible roommate luck. It makes me want to scream. First I had a girl who wouldn't shut up over the TikToks and E rated fics for Miraculous Ladybug she was consuming.

Then I had an obnoxious bitch who constantly argued with a fiancée who insulted me.

And finally I had a piece of shit who would keep her fucking LED lights on 24/7 and would use my property without my permission to the point where I think she took two of my Switch games. And then the bitch had the nerve to deny that she went through my things when I know she did.

Fucking hell. I want to scream and cry.

My current roommate is okay but I waiting for the other shoe to drop.

[willoftrees]

So instead of doing any dishes, yesterday my roommate literally just shoved shit around and even put dishes on a different countertop so that he would have space to cook.

Hubby and i are trying to get as much clean as possible but tbh this is probably gonna be a multi day job with the dishwasher being able to only do a few loads as long as all the food has been scrubbed off, and limited counter space for drying.

He also left this pie crust uncovered in the fridge

and he also left these in the fridge.

he fully intended to still use these to make food for other ppl but my husband is throwing them away cuz he doesn't want anyone to get sick.

ugh tho. my roommate cooks for clout and doesn't respect the food or ingredients. how the fuck can he expect us to want to eat anything he makes when he does this unsanitary shit and leaves the kitchen and fridge a nightmare for us the next day?

we already spent the last hour rearranging the fridge and putting stuff in proper storage containers.

he wastes thousands of dollars in food waste.

when my husband and i make food we clean the dishes we used before we leave the kitchen...

and kyle wonders why everyone in this house can't fucking stand him.

[angelnumber27]

Tell me why my dumb ass lazy ass twenty six year old roommates can’t wash their damn dishes??? Every single time c ends up washing them I’m like babe you’re not their maid don’t do that but it’s gross and when a MONTH AND A HALF passes it gets so fuckin irritating that we’re just like screw it well clean it up but that shit is so annoying

[2ctheocean]

My dumbass roommates are having people over and ignoring the stay at home order. They've purposefully kept the numbers bellow 10, (we've been up to nine, now we are down to 7) but this is just irresponsible. We have a shelter in place/stay at home order implemented for a goddamn reason.

[venomous-ko]

‪Idk if this speaks to my level of anxiety throughout the week, but all week I’ve had that line from Into The Spider-Verse stuck in my head when Peter shouts, “Everyone knows that the best way to learn is under intense, life-threatening pressure!”