#shoo!!!

[mrs-kurooo]

A dog and his kitty cat 😈

a preposterous notion truly

[telemesmerism]

it's pride month, lunatic. you know what that means

Huh

Do you want us to like

Host gay apprentice gaming sessions?

What

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

No shade to bats because I do still love them, they're awesome little guys. But also I think they have the most boring wings out of all powered flight animals. It's just arms but bigger and with more skin. At least pterosaurs really decided to fuck up their arms into something horrific, and add an entirely new bone to their wrist too because why not. And scansoriopteryxes still earn points because its just weird when they're feathered?? Also their hands still look weird. Bat hands are just if you made all your fingers really long and creepy, but at least you still have all 5 fingers.

EXACTLY

BATS ARE *JUST* KNOCKOFF PTEROSAURS

NO NO

THEY ARE _KNOCKOFF SCANSORIOPTERYGIDS_

THESE WEIRDOS DID IT FIRST

and like

insects are nuts

and birds evolved flight in the weirdest way possible

how are bats winning the poll

[phoenix-is-the-hottest-thing]

Leaks count as spoilers, especially THOSE leaks, so please tag them correctly~

[lomadiasuggestions]

If you two are going to fight, take it outside! And don’t tackle Zoey while you’re at it or you’ll both be in trouble.

[stabbingandorbeingstabbed]

BRUH YOU ARENT IN ON THE JOKE U ARE THE JOKE!!!! get outta here!!!

[haaawaiianshirt]

that relatable moment when you’re 40 and minding your damn business getting resurrected, but the cosmic turtle decides to saddle you with two bastard children that represent your deepest fears while you go cross country to confess your huge, 30-year-old, lesbian crush on your childhood best friend 

read @dollarstoreartsupplies ‘s fic Family Road Trip!!!!! i love them :’)