Discover Top Posts Tagged with #shorks

mack: will only wears wired headphones to protect himself from 5G

john tavares: your friend sounds very wise

#macklin celebrini #iihf worlds #team canada worlds #shorks #hokeyposts #will smith hockey

willmack domestic!au (aka when they move into their apartment)

will does the baking and ATTEMPTS to do the cooking (fails a lot but he's getting better slowly. meal services are your friend) also plans team events, hosts, etc. waters the plants. interior decorates sometimes, esp initially. (Half of the interior decorating is buying shit and ordering mack to move it 2 inches to the left, no wait, 1 inch to the right. The other half is showing the interior designer his vision and receiving advice)

mack does all the household chores. laundry, folding, organizing, packing, dishes, cleaning, etc. they also have a maid for overall stuff but mack does the day-to-day. consider him a modern house husband. he also mows the lawn occasionally (only when smitty isn't paying attention to him bc the lawn mowing generally gets his attention for Reasons). he does try to fix the sink once. he ends up flooding the kitchen with 3 inches of water. next time they call a plumber.

#willmack #my writing #shorks #macklin celebrini #will smith hockey

Tré Cool is a porbeagle shark

#green day #tre cool #tré cool #shark #porbeagle shark #tre cool is a porbeagle shark #green day as sharks #green day shark #green day sharks #porbeagle sharks #sharks #shorks #shork #same vibes #greenday #green day ecosystem

We need to be more grateful to sharks

If they didn't exsist then we wouldn't have Blahaj

Plus they chill, if a guy walking into my house with either whole ass scuba gear or a speedo then I'd attack them too

Plus I luv thoesd silly shork costumes

#Shark #blahaj #shork #shorks #shark costume #California girls shark thing #silly little guy

SHARKIE QUESTIONS!!

Do they ever knock things over with their big ol tales?

Does April get to ride on them while they swim?

WOULD THE MUD DOGS BE TURTLES INSTEAD?

Are they mainly carnivorous?

Does Donnie ever just… run into walls? Like when he isn’t wearing glasses or contacts? (Idk it seems funny in my mind)

Okay that’s all for now :D

SHARKIE ANSWERS!

-Yep hahaha especially Leo bc his is so long. They don’t hit stuff in the lair too often unless people move things around bc those are some well adjusted sharkies, but on missions (think some closer areas like maybe Big Mamas hotel) they be knocking things down

-Yes of course ^^ Big sis gets her privileges

-Ok ok ok so I’m trying to use a sort of system for changing the species to keep things consistent (bc I really like that) and it’s more or less switching them from whatever animal category they are (mammal, reptile, bird, etc) to one more watery. So I’ll have to think of the mud dogs designs for specifically later but as an idea, Danny is a rat type thing I think so I’d change him to some sort of amphibian or reptile (potentially a turtle bc I DO want at least one turtle), and then Leonard- what is Leonard? Lemme look it up….. an ogre? Ok well apparently he’s an ogre so like maybe he’d be a mer ogre or something hahah idk the system is flexible, I do know tho that since Mickey is an eel he would be the end of the system and get changed into a mammal so yeah fun stuff

-Yep! Since all of their sharkness is struck carnivorous, they’re mainly carnivores. Other stuff still is good for them since they are part human but about 50% of their diet is meat. They might survive on less they would just see the consequences of less nutrition

-Oh even when he is wearing glasses or contacts that boy is just hitting walls. (Idk if it’s sharkly factual but just go with me ig hahaha) so they can’t see fine details or many colors naturally so there isn’t much Don can do to fix that with glasses so his detail perception is improved but the color blindness isn’t. That with his eyes not working great in the first place and his electromagnetic sensors being messed up, he’s struggling, that’s why most of his tech assists in that sort of thing: sensing his surroundings, navigating him, etc etc

(Oh and here’s a little scale of most to least visually impaired [this goes for both being able to see details and color, not electromagnetic sensing since everyone but Donnie is great on that]: Donnie, Raph, Leo, Mikey)

Oh and then also this makes their color coordination funny bc Donnie swears his favorite color is purple and only purple and he can tell but one time Leo replaced his things with blue and Don didn’t notice and was so mad when he found out

OKAY THESE WERE SO FUN THANK YOUUUUUUU

MASTERPOST