@shotjocks asked: i’m too handsome to do paperwork.
HE’S NOT ENTIRELY INCORRECT , THOUGH . alas, even the beautiful have their responsibilities- i know that better than most. the paperwork at hand is important, sure, but at least it’s easy. finish those bad boys and he gets the fuck out of sherwood- as do i.
“ you’re ALSO too handsome to not graduate. c’mon, where’s that can-do attitude you had just a few months ago? ” said attitude is a dig at schemes and murder, but i’m (AGAIN!) not wrong; can’t deny when the man has a plan he gets the job done.
partners in crime, we are; if we put our minds to it.
I FINISH MY OWN GRADUATION FORMS WITHOUT STRUGGLE - obviously. anything to get the hell out of here, and soon. he’s the only real reason i didn’t try to graduate early; you never desert your brothers in the trenches, plus i don’t know if i’d trust him not to enact his final revenge if i wasn’t constantly smacking his nose about it.
“ the faster you get them done, the faster we’ll be gone. and the faster we can find an apartment in mass, and the faster we can get away from your dad, and the faster we can- ” hopefully, my rambling will be motivation enough for him. either that, or he’ll get it done just to shut me up. no matter what, i win- as per usual.








